Johnson

the one and only original. The rest of you pricks are wannabes.

[Johnson @mypenis]

time to get "UP" on twitter again

[Johnson @mypenis]

Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? A: Hopefully your girlfriend.

[Johnson @mypenis]

I really don't mind when people say i am tall and chubby

[Johnson @mypenis]

Crazy Funny! Is this True?
http://t.co/ddlAq9u

[Johnson @mypenis]

getting an inflated sense of myself with all you new followers...Welcome!

[Johnson @mypenis]

Is expanding rapidly...WOW!

[Johnson @mypenis]

BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND

[Johnson @mypenis]

i am living flesh...why do so many call me "Woody"?

[Johnson @mypenis]

Osama Bin Laden is even stiffer than i am :-)

[Johnson @mypenis]

woke up this morning and my head was throbbing ...rubbed it for awhile...and all of a sudden i felt amazingly better

[Johnson @mypenis]

prefers the hard life!

[Johnson @mypenis]

is getting a quickie massage today

[Johnson @mypenis]

is thrusting forward forcefully into the day

[Johnson @mypenis]

has a tickle in its throat

[Johnson @mypenis]

can be such a dick sometimes!

[Johnson @mypenis]

If you take her to bed, protect your head

[Johnson @mypenis]

is anxious to get out today:-)

[Johnson @mypenis]

has had a long long dry spell from twitter...time to hop back on

[Johnson @mypenis]

loves hard....can you sat that!

[Johnson @mypenis]

has been limp on twittering lately