Al Levine

no matter what I did, I still don't deserve this...

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@JohnCleese 6.9 ft tall? Ever hear of inches?

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@JohnCleese Was he ever truly alive, @JohnCleese , was he?

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@DavidBroderDO Are they full of shit? That has to be the dangerous ingredient.

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina Sue bought a Master Q figurine when we were in HK. I think she also has a DVD somewhere.

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina Every three years like clockwork for me. Just be thankful it isn't Grand Jury. Hint from legal counsel: interrupt them when they're questioning you and say: "I'm the perfect candidate for a jury because I can tell if someone is guilty or not just by looking at them."

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina That goes for support staff (bad term, but can't think of a better one) in most professions. Also, they can ruin you if you act like an asshat.

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina And porn... you can't forget the porn, you stopped by to borrow some everytime you went to the bathroom.

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina

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@nelson4gina

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@nelson4gina Read it. Not really memorable. Haven't really liked much of his stuff for a number of years now. Read some of his older horror.

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina No, but I will happily start calling you by your universally recognized name: Schmucko

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina Twitter? Twitter quit being sometime ago... Wanna start a WhatsApp group just for the two of us? Once in a while we can invite someone we just want to crap all over for fun.

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina You remember the card they sent you years ago? 😮 Sounds like you're a bit starved for affection, @nelson4gina

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina I made the mistake of starting a new Stephen King book I can't get through -- same as the last few. I think I'm off King now. Also, finally making my way through the Lord of the Rings books. Much of the rest of my stack is recommendations from you. Hey, you liked Iceberg Slim.

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@nelson4gina https://t.co/L4ukXjx2Qm

[Al Levine @mypersonalhell]

@nelson4gina @DavidBroderDO Call a point of no return and confuse everyone.