CP

Chhote kapde. Badi soch.

Pronouns: She/ Her/ Who that

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

Me at the slightest inconvenience:

“Bigg boss mujhe confession room mein bulaaiye”

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

#Coldplay sold out so imma head to Green Day, taking the boulevard of broken dreams. But for once, I don’t walk alone.

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yaar salwaar-kameez ko co-ords bolke mat becho pls

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

this is as far as any of their activism can get

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

@DunzoCare care to reply now that it’s been more than a month since I haven’t received a refund and my order is still in progress?

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

@DunzoCare your customer care chat has been of zero help. I placed an order and made the payment but there was no delivery, no cancellation and no refund because the order “is in progress” since A MONTH.

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

@DunzoCare your customer care chat has been of zero help. I placed an order and made the payment but there was no delivery, no cancellation and no refund because the order “is in progress” since A MONTH.

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

Me as a kid: I wish I had a super power.

Me as an adult millennial of a third world country: I wish I had purchasing power.

[Nishtha @krantinari]

You sell bhakarwadi. It's not that serious

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

@otherwarya Arjun Mathur, guys. He defended Tarun Tejpal.

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What's with these real af discount codes on food apps? Type HUNGER for 20 percent off? What is this third world reminder? And where is GPay with its discount code, POVERTY?

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You know you're a hopeless millennial if you hear about your crush getting married and immediately read dua to postpone it to December

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Writers: Why are we all stereotyped as creepy nerds

Also writers: I want to humanize sexual predators through this 8-episode bloodbath which is why I have spent 2 years only researching the dark web

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So my mom is worried about me doing coke because Bollywood equals drugs.

How do I explain to her that coke dealers don't sell to writers jinka December invoice bhi clear nahi hua smh

[Zach @Z_ninetales]

mitochondria after hearing she’s the powerhouse of the cell

[CP @MyPlotThiccens]

Hear me out: Diane Keaton and Zeenat Aman crew up to solve crimes. In reality or film, idc.

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I love super scripted therapy ads- the patient staring out the window with a heartbreakingly brooding look and a cup of coffee in hand like yeah bitch make mental breakdowns pinteresty again

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@otherwarya Thank you! I knew my roomie has bad taste.

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@Adarsh_B I couldn't sit through the film to have reached the end credits tbh

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Call me a cynic but there's something utterly unromantic about a documentary film celebrating an already celebrated director funded and produced by the director's sons and production house.

#TheRomantics #Netflix