Myranda B. Woolly

Texas A&M BIMS 20’ 💍

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

We outcheaaaaa

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

After going through the pain of getting an IUD, it made me realize how we need male birth control EVEN MORE

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Is anyone at Apple even trying to fix the glitch where half of our texts don’t show up? Or are we going to just keep looking like assholes who are ignoring people?

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

So @Chilis thinks I AM a kid, or I have kids.... either way, can I have the kids meal?

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

@callherdaddy Father!!! I saw Dave’s TikTok, are you really quitting CHD!!?!?!

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

@amberdawnj13 Okay yes that hits too

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

Idk why sprite is so good to me when im hungover, anybody else???

[𝕋𝕣ℹ️𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟 @_tristen_02]

“iF yOu SuPpOrT ______ uNfRiEnD mE” y’all are ridiculous. y’all are the reason our country is so divided. everyone has the right to vote for who they want and if you’re willing to not be my friend because of my political views you weren’t a real friend anyways.

[Call Her Daddy @callherdaddy]

🚨EPISODE 100 IS HERE🚨DADDY GANG EPISODE 100= Free Therapy session with the one and only- MOTHER COOPER 🎉 Alex’s mom joins the show this week and has Daddy Gang taking notes, crying, and most importantly- ready to demand more with their lives! GO LISTEN> https://t.co/GL6i61Cp5u

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I guess sometimes good things fall apart

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

The aftermath of supporting @realDonaldTrump at the Women’s March today!

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

@ghostofsaopaolo @sofiafranklyn ohh true! super interesting, I didn't think about that one!

[Myranda B. Woolly @myrandablair]

If this isn't @pglz174

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Imma make this very clear .Before I was a celeb I was crazy ass Cardi B.Same bitch ya saw on TV and on IG talkin shit and doing crazy shit .Im still that a lil bit more calm now but still the same .I don’t know why ya expect something different now.This ain’t Disney.

[Abby M. F. Arnold @Rock_Hard_Abbbs]

When Cardi B said “I don’t cook, I don’t clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring” I did NOT feel that because I do BOTH of those things & I still have NO ring 🥺🥴😞

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

this is the vibe inside my mind

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So terrible that Facebook and Twitter took down the story of “Smoking Gun” emails related to Sleepy Joe Biden and his son, Hunter, in the @NYPost. It is only the beginning for them. There is nothing worse than a corrupt politician. REPEAL SECTION 230!!! https://t.co/g1RJFpIVUZ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Joe Biden must immediately release all emails, meetings, phone calls, transcripts, and records related to his involvement in his family’s business dealings and influence peddling around the world—including in CHINA!

[Rob @thegallowboob]

it hates the windy beach