Roxxy

Beer. Sex. Sports. And not in that particular order.

[Roxxy @myroxy20]

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Love being exposed to new awesome music. Thanks @kcdidaho_kim

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All I wanna hear is some Sublime or RHCP and the white ppl are playing 2Pac. Opposite day??

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@qwalker859 make me

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Somebody give me a flashlight. The white ppl are having trouble seeing me outside in the dark.

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@qwalker859 Yes you do

[Roxxy @myroxy20]

These Monster Bombs taste like I don't care about sleeping in the wet spot tonight.

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@LetLuvRul Haha! Can't help it, I'm an 80's baby!

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Pandora is playing Starship right now. Cheesy 80's music on a Friday? Yes please!

[Roxxy @myroxy20]

You know its a going to be a pretty awesome Friday when your alarm clock wakes you up by playing the Thong Song.

[Roxxy @myroxy20]

There's a special place in hell for the fucker that scheduled this work meeting on a Friday.

[Matt @Matt_The_1st]

If your vibrator requires 6 D batteries, I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I probably cannot satisfy you

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

If they're not saying goodnight to you anymore, they're probably saying it to someone else.

[Roxxy @myroxy20]

@LetLuvRul Who pissed in your Wheaties, girl?

[6 feet of Snark @LetLuvRul]

Doesn't matter if we're bad for each other, we're not good for anyone else either.

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

My twitter crush convinced me to open a joint checking account with him. I can't wait to meet him. He's a male model.