WHY MY BAT IS SAD

[WHY MY BAT IS SAD @mysadbat]

My bat is sad because she heard there might be bats without wings and if a bat doesn't have wings how does it fly up high enough to hang properly and if a bat can't hang properly how will everyone know they are a bat?

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My bat is sad because there's another bat in front of her and if there's a bat in front of her then you can't see the bat behind her which is her and if you aren't seeing her then are you really looking at anything important?

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@Jargon_Scott Nou

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My bat is sad because you can't just use her line like that without paying bat royalties because if she doesn't protect her trademarks and copyrights next thing she knows there will be horror murder porn movies of her likeness and also Arrhythmia is a wonder bat who is remembered

[Jargon "Blood Bath and Beyond" Scott @Jargon_Scott]

My Fat Bat is Sad because she is a fat bat with a large bum and like only 5 people remember her
(I count for at least two of those people)

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My bat is sad because she got this letter and all she has is the $5 she found years ago that wasn't enough to buy a mango and she didn't know she still had to file as an unemployed expat bat

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My bat is sad because no one has been around for a few days and the day star is bright and isn't there a convention she's supposed to be at?

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My bat is sad because cloning is illegal in Batopia but this isn't Batopia and clearly she's been cloned and if there's more than one of her how will the world know of her uniqueness?

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My bat is sad because she does not have a broom to sit on like this lovely pin of her by @SophieAScruggs and if a bat doesn't have a broom to sit on how can she keep the spirit of Batmas in her heart year round?

[Echo 🔞 🦇 🥭 @BatPonyEcho]

Looks like @mysadbat is no longer sad because she looked into the magic 8 ball and it said her outlook is looking good

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My bat is sad because she is getting coach when she asked for first class and there is a bigger bat than her so she knows she will end up in the middle seat squished uncomfortably and that's no way for a bat to travel

[WHY MY BAT IS SAD @mysadbat]

My bat is sad because a very kind Anon sent her a very nice card with a very nice message and she doesn't have any stamps to send a nice card with a nice message back because the Batopian Postal Service won't deliver to the UK because harmonization codes are awful to all bats.

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@BatPonyEcho Echo did give mango

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My bat is sad because it's pony town and not bat pony town

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My bat is sad because there is a big bat in front of her and if she isn't the biggest bat she won't get to fill out the bat pony census and Batopia may find out she has been lying on her bat pony taxes because why should a bat pony pay taxes?

[WHY MY BAT IS SAD @mysadbat]

My bat is sad because her spot to hang has been taken by an interloper that looks an awful lot like her and what will she do if someone confuses the two of them and she isn't the most important bat in the room?

[WHY MY BAT IS SAD @mysadbat]

My bat is sad for a lot of reasons that she is leaving up to the audience to figure out but she will tell you that she is sad because she is at babscon and not batscon

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My bat is sad because she didn't meet any other bats at Nightmare Nights and what the heck is HarmonyCon?

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My bat is excited to finally get to see NMN because bats.

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@BatPonyEcho She'll get to look around the vendor hall tomorrow!

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My bat is going to be sad when she realizes NMN isn't a con anymore and instead we're at HarmonyCon