SavvyMoms

[its things in life @itsthingsinlife]

Calvin Harris right now probably #KimExposedTaylorParty

[SavvyMoms @mysavvymoms]

Lmao https://t.co/80E15wLlBQ

[That Bitch OverThere @ThatB_OverThere]

Mom: Want to come over for dinner?

Me: No thanks, already ate

Mom: What did you have?

Me: Peanut butter

Mom: With?

Me: Spoon

[SavvyMoms @mysavvymoms]

@gobmentcheese brownies? It was like the size of a cookie

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know.

5-year-old:

Me:

5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry?

[SavvyMoms @mysavvymoms]

I can't wait! https://t.co/2tsc6jw5tI

[X-Men Movies @XMenMovies]

The end is near. Get your tickets now for #XMen: #Apocalypse, in theaters May 27. https://t.co/cIpp5lo4pz

[SavvyMoms @mysavvymoms]

This is perfection! https://t.co/d9xXxyvx6Z

[les @urfuturestepmom]

bucky with the good hair