Myself and Eye

Although I follow an awful lot of writerly types, I am not one of them myself. Also, I am not a robot.

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@MadsYork @bbcgoodfood Sounds delicious too!

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

The world is NOT ready for the sublime werewolf transformation in the 1987 Thai movie Wolf.

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@elonmusk Yissus maar jy kan kak praat.

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@jdog_wilkins @007 For those of us who had to Google.... uncanny!

[Naomi Fisher @naomicfisher]

This is a banner which was hung in at least three schools in York by the South Bank Trust, a MAT. It is harmful to young people and their families, and it is dishonest. This is why. 1/

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@MadsYork But so pretty!!!!

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@MadsYork Hey Duggee, Bluey and Peppa are going to be WILD!

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@mrjamesob
Why is there a bucket of poo at a zombie wedding?
To keep the flies off the bride.
#RishiSunakAppointmentsAnswered

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At a multiskills sports class with my daughter. She loves it. Of the 14 kids playing, 2 are girls. Why aren't parents sending their girls to play more sport?

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I'm at the stage of winter when "May all your Christmases be white" sounds like the most evil curse upon your enemies possible. #fffreezing

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@MadsYork What a douche!

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@MadsYork I couldn't even watch garden makeover shows never mind high animal drama. You're a trooper!

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@MadsYork @marksandspencer It's a start! @marksandspencer have really erratic kids clothing lines. They go from being insanely gendered (which I don't buy) to really cool/cute but it's very hit and miss. Best tracksuit I ever bought Beatrix was in the boys section of M&S. Warm dinosaurs!

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@lottelydia Emily Gravett's - Where's Bear? And Again!

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@chrischirp https://t.co/fM9A594yod this one has a few looking for homes. As far as I know, you can go meet the cats to see if you're compatible.

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@MadsYork I raise you...

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@MadsYork I haven't seen the advert but...

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@MadsYork And the six month old newborns and the 2 minute breastfeed and the..... 🤣

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@MadsYork Adds an interesting dimension to the weekly shop.

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@BiteYourBrum Toto - Africa.