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Twitter Wants Disney to Cast an Asian Prince Eric in ‘The Little Mermaid’ https://t.co/qPAUUZcFa7

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Passport pictures make you look exactly how you feel just before that much needed vacation.

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No thanks resolutions. if I wanted to be reminded of everything I didn't follow through on at the end of the year. I'd get married again.

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cried at the dentist today but at least they thought it was because of them

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When your mate says his name is Stephen with a 'ph' to the cashier and he gets his Starbucks cup back reading 'PHEVEN'. That.

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I might care more about Twilight if Count Chocula was in it.

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Why do babies have to cry? Why couldnt they like. glow. or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies...

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[Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air]

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Okay Johnson. it’s time. Any last requests?

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NASA Has Confirmed That These Three BTS Songs Will Be Making Their Way To The Moon In 2024 https://t.co/Uf3j8Zr95I

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Even the toilet found someone before you

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Just tried to massage a stressed worm but I did it too hard and now it's dead and arguably more stressed than before

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Ever feel a little ''too'' relaxed? Is your day going ''pretty ok''? Are you enjoying doing a thing? Introducing ''Panic Attacks'' Panic Attacks™

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I've been running as fast as I can. but I still can't catch my breath.

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I'm never marrying anyone else that I find on craigslist.

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It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated.

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Young Dro Arrested for Attacking GF with Banana Pudding https://t.co/3SaAKkA37r

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You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding.

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If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in. no one would ever escape.

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Whenever I'm feeling low. I grab a pen.. and I write something joyful and happy to lift my spirits.