Myshka Mckenzie

I haven't used twitter in 4 years. Only here for #hometasking

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

#hometasking is gr8

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

@AlexHorne Can't tell you how much we enjoyed doing this. Back on twitter for this reason only! #hometasking

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

@FFShaving hi I ordered some of your razors on the 1st of August and they still haven't arrived? The money's been taken out as well

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

Someone save me from this fresh hell

[Bria Gammer @BriaGammer]

Actually can't wait for #LoveIsIand tonight! 😬 #nolife

[Em @3milyyyy]

Snakes don't hiss they blink too frequently on Love Island

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

@itvhub WHY CANT I WATCH LOVE ISLAND IM AT WORK ITS THE ONLY THING THAT GETS ME THROUGH MY 10hr SHIFTS, I can't cope 💀💀

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

It's not okay to be choosing your ringtone out loud on the bus... how is that still a thing? It's not 2004 anymore mate. SHUT UP

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

ANYONE GOT A JOB FOR ME?

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

When you hand in your notice and feel LIBERATED even though you now have no idea what you're doing with your life.... 🙌🏼👋🏻😆

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

Stages of watching #loveisland 1)stop eating cos u feel fat 2)"don't care I'll never be that skinny anyway" 3)eat my weight in food n cry

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

Want to end my life on this horrible evening of work... I need a new job.

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

What the fuck is it with people not putting their arms in jackets and wearing them on their shoulders? IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

Would rather die than go to work tonight

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

What a BLOODY LOVELY DAY! I'm so happy to be off for the weekend 🌟☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

Queue etiquette has been lost god help us all ☠️☠️☠️

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

Fucking love it when you've been waiting at the bus stop for 15 mins and someone that rocks up just as the bus is pulling in gets on first

[Myshka Mckenzie @myshka93m]

@G_luckhurst @laurenblunsden hahahahah totally forgot you had twitter! Love you geooooo let's get sluggyy