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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Cabo Verde trolled everyone in Group H

[FC Bayern Brasileiro @FCBayernXtra]

Peruanos fizeram um ritual para tirar a maldição do bruxo ganês contra Harry Kane.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

La cara de un tipo que ya no tiene la maldición de los Ghaneses

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👑 OFFICIAL: Harry Kane becomes England ALL TIME TOP SCORER at the World Cup with 11 goals. 💥

Gary Lineker’s record has been broken. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[FIFA World Cup Stats @alimo_philip]

🧌ANIME LEGEND MEETS REALITY!

🇧🇷 🇯🇵 That unforgettable Captain Tsubasa episode had Brazil battling Japan in the anime…

⚽ Now it’s happening FOR REAL at the 2026 FIFA World Cup!

💭 Life imitating art in the most epic way possible. Dreams really do manifest!

[Twilight @the_marcoliboy]

Japan just gave us another generational meme😭

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

BRASIL Y JAPÓN SE ENFRENTARÁN EN LOS DIECISEISAVOS DE FINAL DE LA COPA DEL MUNDO.

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Due to fifa's new H2H rules, for the first time in World Cup history, we will see 2 teams actively wanting to lose a match. In the Austria vs Algeria match, both teams are safely through after beating Jordan due to the new H2H rule. However, the team that finishes in 2nd in Group J will face Spain, when the team that finishes 3rd will likely face Switzerland. Obviously with neither team wanting to face Spain, Austria will be hoping to lose and drop down to 3rd, whilst Alergia will be hoping for a draw or a loss to stay 3rd...

What a bizarre outcome this is.. 🤯

[Simone Love @SimoneBett]

German fans joining the Dutch "Links Rechts" (Left Right)..

It is hilarious watching rival European fan bases put aside the pitch drama just to bounce side-to-side in a massive, chaotic wave.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

In a bar in New York. Locals sing “USA USA USA”

England fans respond: “Jeffrey Epstein he’s one of your own.”

[Kemi Badenoch @KemiBadenoch]

Fantastic result in my constituency!
22-year-old George Braeckman has taken a ward the Lib Dems have held since 1995.

In one fell swoop he’s ended 3 decades of Lib Dem control and put Reform in third place 🎉

So good to see Young Conservatives stepping up. Congrats, George!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We cannot consider #AI to be morally neutral. In reality, every technical tool embodies choices and priorities through what it measures, ignores, and optimizes, and how it classifies people and situations. Ethical discernment cannot be limited to asking whether we are using a system for good or bad purposes. It must also examine how that system is designed and what vision of the human person and society is embedded in the data and models that guide it. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A 13-year-old girl is being praised as a hero after she defended her mom from an abusive man, slicing him in the face with a “samurai” sword in Tennessee.

The teenager was in her bedroom when she heard her mother screaming for help.

When she rushed out, she says her mother’s ex-boyfriend was choking her.

The young girl say she grabbed a decorative sword off the wall in an attempt to stop the attack.

Deputies report the ex-boyfriend lunged toward the teen and she swung the sword slicing his face so severely, he had to be airlifted to a hospital for treatment of his injuries.

The girl’s mother says she has always taught her daughter to protect herself and the people she loves.

WHAT A BADASS!!!!!!!!!!

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

BREAKING: I've secured a parliamentary debate next week on banning all MPs' second jobs.

Farage has pocketed over £1 MILLION from outside "work" since the General Election

Being an MP is a full-time job. No MP should be out chasing lucrative second jobs.

Let's end this racket!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[myshkin @myshkin_bolt]

@RaminNasibov almost every hyped book tbf. this is not how books work.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

They took memory cards from us and then made us pay for storage.

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[myshkin @myshkin_bolt]

@ok6ixx your father is right