Myshkin Returns

Used to be @MyshkinFool but some crypto twat hacked it .. so I continue the struggle from here

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My washing machine:

"To open the door mid cycle would be to unleash such terrors upon the world that I must forbid it!"

My dishwasher:

"No idea, mate. Fuck it, what's the worst that could happen?"

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@mrsmaquillage I spoke to my lad and he says he knows nothing about it.

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@Babygravy9

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@Footinit Challenging wank

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Nelson is huddled up sleeping in the tree. Assuming he escaped Monday before last, until yesterday, he must have thought Britain was tropical.

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@JKell_74 The beak that launched a thousand seed orders.

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No, you just ran into the garden and shouted at a pigeon that was at the feeder "Get out of it, that's Nelson's!"

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@PhilFul23 He generalised...

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I bet that Sikh guy who brags about his take away not selling halal is feeling pretty stupid now he realises they never liked him either...

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@noface755243 @I_amMukhtar Oh dear... you think I'm one of THEM, when I'm actually one of you, but just think you're a twat.

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@NO_1BOXINGGURU @I_amMukhtar *laughs in every western military endeavour in the last 70 years...

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@RyanMullarkey1 @I_amMukhtar We're on a written word platform...

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@cucchlain @I_amMukhtar Braintree? Middle class?

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@PhilFul23 Mate, read the replies I get.

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@RyanMullarkey1 @I_amMukhtar Fundamental human nature suggests that everyone should be, except they're not, which then suggests that those who have not made that leap have made a conscious choice not to.

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@Simon369456 @I_amMukhtar Fine.

Enjoy your bigotry and racism, I am sure it makes you happier.

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@ohhheere @SJaiswal1024 @I_amMukhtar And I agree with that.

But not being prejudicial against those that do believe, whichever their chosen version, just because that version disagrees with another.

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@Simon369456 @I_amMukhtar Because you're being racist.

That's not my fault, that's yours.

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@cucchlain @I_amMukhtar I was born in North Weald, I moved to Epping, then Loughton and now in Braintree.

Incredibly, there are more than one type of person that lives here.

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@Simon369456 @I_amMukhtar That is such a spectacular cop out.

If you're going to call me racist, I might as well be more racist.

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@RyanMullarkey1 @I_amMukhtar Or, and here's fun, we should grow the fuck up.

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@cucchlain @I_amMukhtar Remarkable that you assume I am not white, and indeed born and bred in Essex, just because i disagree with you...

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@ohhheere @SJaiswal1024 @I_amMukhtar So you abandoned your apparent faith because some priests were nonces?