Smitey Mouth

Smiting Man of Mystery, Guru,Sex-Machine, Water Bear +1st Dai Master of Llap-Goch Leak-Coloured Belt of Death, Mayhem, Scratching, Hair Pulling & SMITING!

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@poundprincess Did you get dogged. Just as in 😭😭😭😭

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@Sassymongergardenpath

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@TheOnlyGuru Be Alert...your counties need lerts... No ur right it doesnt

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@grumpyjsymum @TheOnlyGuru Lol Oh wonderful

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Think they are tattoos not sunburn but if it's sunburn your sunburn is pretty f**king awesome.

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

Think they are tattoos not sunburn but either

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Why is it that all of the political pundits & consultants that I beat so easily & badly, people that charged their clients far more than their services were worth, have become so totally “unhinged” when it come to your favorite President, me. These people are stone cold crazy!

[Victoria ✨ @vickyallover]

The ex has bought the kid a ukulele for her 7th birthday. He’s done this on purpose the bastard.

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@TheOnlyGuru if you buy lunch I’ll pretend to be duck

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@TheOnlyGuru See I was right that was a love emoji to your loving ducks. I’m a mere Human Male and I surrender because who can compete with loving ducks??!

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@TheOnlyGuru speak a proper language as I can’t understand (and refuse to understand that Johnny Forigner gobbligoog) (cunts made me do welsh at school when I wanted to do forigner talk) so get you proper English shit together!!!

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@TheOnlyGuru Play so you are a duck lover. My apologies... Ducks are lovely.

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@TheOnlyGuru God I hate those ducks

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@TheOnlyGuru Then we are rather ducked

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@TheOnlyGuru Gosh you are tweeting a lot! Are you in self isolation and bored shirtless? If so put your shirt back on.

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@PixieChixie36 I just wish you fancied me

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@TheOnlyGuru I think you might really like thus :Mrs Betty Bowers: America’s Best Christian has me laughing and crying simultaneously can’t send a link (bad reception) but just google her... she’s the American you but without the French and the Christianity.

[Smitey Mouth @mysickbones]

@LeCreusetFiend BACH it’s not piano but it’s sublime especially this

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@TheOnlyGuru Well Argos singe metraphilo is what I think