#MYSITCOMLIFE

Anecdotes from life in a sitcom not of my own directing. (Also known as parenthood.)

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Photo: He announced that he was going “to drain the pond” after he’d finished his cereal. #mysitcomlife http://t.co/mPaV5Ynyiv

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#mysitcomlife - When your four year old daughter tens to you with arm raised and says: Her: Little hair... http://t.co/avybeEbthS

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#mysitcomlife - Him: When will I start losing teeth? Me: In about a year. Him: *loud sigh* That’s sooooooo... http://t.co/RN1NLPKPNP

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#mysitcomlife - Her: Mama, I did NOT swallow my gum. But my throat wanted it and just took it down down... http://t.co/HDuEbcpOVa

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Photo: Beautiful memories. #kennesawmountain #hostp143 #roadtrip #history http://t.co/hipuPP8zc3

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Photo: Topping off an all day #roadtrip hiking up Kennesaw Mountain. #hostp143 #history http://t.co/yGFSd6ynwN

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#mysitcomlife - Driving past the Braves’ stadium on a road trip. Him: is that a racetrack? Daddy: nope... http://t.co/xYbAKfEdgu

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Video: Headed to Atlanta to get our summer sons from Ukraine tomorrow and apparently we are currently a WW2... http://t.co/gSfibHzIun

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#mysitcomlife - Him: You know what? There are only two problems with you and daddy. Me: Really? Only two?... http://t.co/X8sfx8XDVg

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Photo: This means “Girls Stay Out”. It has begun. Oh, and he fixed it to the door with globs of toothpaste.... http://t.co/yxDMUzvMDN

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#mysitcomlife - Riding our bikes home from the park and discussing how much she loves animals. You know,... http://t.co/cYzZ5VMMqw

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#mysitcomlife - Him: Mama, am I too young to go to jail? Me: Why? What are you planning to do? Him:... http://t.co/4WAtSYQcKG

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#mysitcomlife - He’s helping me assemble ikea furniture waaaaay past his bedtime. He leaves the room and... http://t.co/XcYLxdUkTT

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#mysitcomlife - It’s an hour and a half past his bedtime when he comes tiptoeing downstairs where I’m... http://t.co/RJzhB485vL

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#mysitcomlife - Nana: I made old fashioned jam cake! Who wants a piece? Her: Me! Me! Me! *jumping up and... http://t.co/IDNTYdpYFK

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Him: tell me your best knock joke. Me: knock knock. Him: who’s there? Me: interrupting cow. Him: interrupt…... http://t.co/i7MEK5OSrg

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#mysitcomlife - Him: Mama, come st with me on the couch and let’s snuggle a bit. Me: Okay. I love spending... http://t.co/gWnfgD77q9

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#mysitcomlife - Him: Mama, tell me about when I was born and they cut me out of your tummy. Where did you... http://t.co/fxUL5ASz3Y

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#mysitcomlife - Getting ready to go cycling as a family. Him: Me first! Daddy: No, we are going to let the... http://t.co/VhH7ubovZk

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#mysitcomlife - While cycling back from the beach… Him: I want to sign up for the Air Force. How old do you... http://t.co/MaV5J6Ydl3