lys

make peace with your broken pieces 🪬

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

Did anyone else try to write a book when they were younger or it’s just me?

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Banned from the strip club in my city cuz they caught me with tape under my shoes.

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[Luke @cherfan_19]

@allurequinn As long as ur thinking Gaga, I agree

[Emily Rownd @EmilyRownd]

Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

I’m Titi.

[ROYALE @royalepains]

I was calling hoes old at 30 … my bad yall like I am truly sorry 😭

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Nunnie The G @NunnieTheG]

Which veggies they say have the parasite again? I’m tryna be in a size 4T by Friday.

[amir @youwereoffkey]

I KNEW I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO THEM DAMN ADVERTISEMENTS FAWKKKKK

[summrs @1luckixho]

i wanna get married fuck yall

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry i only know how to be intense and passionate and insane

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[MRS. XTRA 🦂 @shantisdiary]

these mosquitoes are pulling pants down and EATING ASS!!!!!!!

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

😔

[David @Justtdavid_]

the way life continues after someone dies is one of the most humbling and frightening realities.

[َ @ungodlywests]

the guys gotta toss cakes while they give the girls a fuckin gun BEAUTIFUL

[EYEBUPROFEN @Spamonspam67]

@marenyearly she gets nothing but her complimentary cookie and drink on her flight home

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes