sterling

King of the Sadie Hawkins Dance, 1998

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When I die, I want you to mourn the loss, but don't lose sight of the fact that death equals the end of my sinus problems.

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@BrainRage @ProjectLincoln …and in walks @jamestalarico

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@GeorgeDunham @junior_miller Jub, I relate to your position on the playground, but I’ll also add that I met the bassist for Tripping Daisy & the Polyphonic Spree because I stopped working one afternoon and took my daughter to the playground. You never know what may happen!

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⁦@oldwaver⁩ @corbydavidson⁩ ⁦@SportsSturm⁩ the NY Times “Connections” game has a hat tip to Heated Rivalry today

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@TimCowlishaw Didn’t the Lakers get a 10-fold return? Just sayin’

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@corbydavidson @SportsSturm this crappy Lane Kiffin situation (with them being in great playoff position) kinda already DID happen at A&M. Don’t forget our baseball coach had 1 foot in Austin WHILE we were playing in the College World Series

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#FatherInLaw: “I’ve driven over a MILLION miles.”

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#FatherInLaw is in town for the weekend. We’re having dinner with his skydiving buddies.

Friend: “Meet my wife. She’s got 41 jumps. Only 1 naked one though.”

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@SportsSturm @oldwaver make sure Corby gets that!

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@corbydavidson I know I shouldn’t, but I love that “swamp trash country music crap” and YOU are at least partly responsible thanks to your Fun With Country Music segments. I’ve also been a P1 since 2001.

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@cwebbonline Cash my check and get up

@BrainRage

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@dhdkgndskdmgk @NBAW0RLD24 @All_Things_Mavs It happened as early as the first quarter from those same fans. Had to tell my kid not to get us kicked out by joining in.

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⁦@KDTrey5⁩ took my boys today & they loved seeing you up close! They couldn’t believe you got 5’ from them while they were high-fiving Mavs. You hugged the guy in the black hoodie. (Who we thought we recognized but weren’t sure.) Thank you for making memories today.

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@MFollowill @SportsSturm And chase that money

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Pray for #FatherInLaw. He's got impending brain surgery. I know my tweets have slowed since COVID, but we sure don't want them to end entirely yet.

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@corbydavidson now that you've rewatched 'El Camino', get back on Netflix and check out the trailer for 'El Camino Christmas'. We watched it in December. If you don't like the trailer, don't waste the rest of your time.

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@jimmygards @BON_SBNation Your tweet has not aged well.

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@jimmygards @BON_SBNation [googles "who is jaydon blue"]

Oh.

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The conversations you overhear when retreating to an out-of-the-way bathroom at the family #Thanksgiving 👀

Is it time to leave yet? What quarter is the football game in again?

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@Rphillipstexas @MFollowill @dfwticket Can I use it with my sweater?

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@junior_miller It's important that fans with Standing Room Only seats in the Dr. Pepper/Ford endzone have a nice view of Choctaw Stadium.

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@jimmygards I'm a sucker for the brunch spread at The Rustic if you'll be here on the weekend. A lot of other people might say Bread Winners.