Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

Lazy by Birth | Dreamer by Default | Sanatan | Hindu | Bramhin | Bhakt | Well known expert in Nothing...

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

Dear @narendramodi ji, that's my 10 year old daughter's contribution from her #PiggyBank towards #PMCaresFunds 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

The so called chief minister doesn’t know that President is from East India, Prime minister is from west India and the Vice President is from South India… 🤦🏻🤦🏻

For him anything above his state is north India…

[Telugu360 @Telugu360]

President of India - North Indian
Prime minister- North Indian

We don't want to live like second grade citizens in Delhi, paying taxes and saluting Delhi

- CM Revanth Reddy at The Hindu Huddle

[ಸನಾತನ (सनातन) @sanatan_kannada]

Vrishabhavathi River Born at the feet of Doddabasavana Gudi, now Bengaluru’s Poison River.

Once a sacred, life-giving stream, the 69-km-long Vrishabhavathi River has been turned into a toxic sewer by decades of criminal neglect. It drains nearly half of Bengaluru and carries around 500 Million Litres per Day (500 MLD) of untreated or poorly treated sewage, industrial effluents, and solid waste. For 6–9 months a year, raw sewage dominates its flow.
BOD levels routinely exceed 100 mg/L (permissible limit: 3–5 mg/L). COD has hit shocking highs one intercepted industrial tanker showed 69,000 mg/L, thousands of times above safe limits. Heavy metals, plastics, and deadly contaminants have earned it the name “Visha-bhavathi” (Poison River).
Just days ago, a 40-year-old mother elephant died an agonising death after drinking this contaminated water in the Maggur forest area of the Cauvery Wildlife Sanctuary. Post-mortem revealed around 35 litres of toxic mix in her stomach. Countless other mute creatures are dying silently. Their cries go unheard by those in power.
This tragedy is not inevitable. Experts have repeatedly shown that with proper sewage diversion, functional STPs, desilting, and strict enforcement, the Vrishabhavathi could supply treated water to nearly half of Bengaluru. Instead, the river flows wasted while the city gasps for water lakes disappearing, groundwater crashing, and tanker mafias thriving.

Shame on the successive Governments of Karnataka Congress, BJP, JD(S), or any coalition. No party has shown real political will. They pour thousands of crores into vanity projects, flyovers, metro extensions, and photo-op schemes, but treat river revival with contempt.
• The much-hyped ₹391-crore “reboot” plan for Byramangala reservoir has been slammed by independent reports for ignoring root causes and simply pushing pollution downstream onto Kanakapura farmers, who then grow vegetables with toxic water.
• The Karnataka High Court has repeatedly slammed BBMP, KSPCB, and other agencies, imposing costs for inaction on encroachments, sewage dumping, and delays. Yet files keep moving in circles.
• Decades of PILs, expert committee reports, and KSPCB data gather dust on shelves.
To the politicians and respected officers (IAS, KAS, engineers, and pollution control officials): You are equally responsible. You draft reports, sanction funds, conduct “raids,” and then look the other way. You protect industries and real-estate lobbies instead of enforcing laws. You attend seminars on “Smart City” and “Green Bengaluru” while this river dies in front of your eyes. Your silence and selective blindness are enabling this environmental crime.
Bengaluru’s future is literally flowing away as poison. Reviving the Vrishabhavathi is not rocket science it is basic governance and moral duty. What we lack is not money or technology, but integrity and accountability from those who occupy chairs of power.
History will not forgive you. Future generations of Bengaluru and the silent wildlife will curse the politicians who prioritised power and contracts, and the officers who failed to do their duty.
Stop the criminal neglect. Treat Vrishabhavathi as a priority, not an inconvenience. Build and maintain real treatment systems. Enforce laws without fear or favour. Or step aside for those who will.
Save Vrishabhavathi. Save Bengaluru. Save our wildlife.

@CMofKarnataka @PMOIndia @HMOIndia

VC : lofty_land

#VrishabhavathiRiver #SaveBengaluru #RiverRevival #BengaluruWaterCrisis #PoliticalFailure #SaveWildlife

[desi mojito @desimojito]

Cracker 😂😂😂😂

[Kanchan Gupta 🇮🇳 @KanchanGupta]

"I spared you (BJP voters) last time, this time I will take full responsibility of dealing with you. After May 4, I’ll see whose father comes from Delhi to save you will see who comes to save you on May 4. I will see which godfather from Delhi comes to your rescue…
I challenge Amit Shah… If you have the guts and if you are truly your father’s son then be present in Bengal after the results. I want to see how big a thug you are…”

Karma is unforgiving @abhishekaitc

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

@rohini_sgh Exactly my point even… he should have understood eventually the Govt would change and he would get back what he …

But #TMC and their MPs always thought they are eternal… #Karma striked

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

Exactly my point even… he should have understood eventually the Govt would change and he would get back what he …

But #TMC and their MPs always thought they are eternal… #Karma striked

[Rohini Singh @rohini_sgh]

This is absolutely shameful. Those cheering this on today should understand that governments always change eventually and the violence that you justify and normalise today could come back to haunt you tomorrow…

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

Look who is talking… An IIT graduate and an IRS and then look at this guys track records

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

The country needs an educated PM

[ηᎥ†Ꭵղ @nkk_123]

why should I suffer alone
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[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Very true!

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

This is totally false.

Not an iota of truth in this.

There is no question of putting such restrictions on foreign travel.

We remain committed to improving ‘Ease of Doing Business’ and ‘Ease of Living’ for our people.

[Arvind Mohan Singh @ArvindSinghUp]

राहुल :- टैंक फुल कर दो।

पेट्रोलपंप वाला:- नहीं होगा।

राहुल :- ऐसे कैसे नहीं होगा?
करना पड़ेगा?

पेट्रोलपंप वाला:- नहीं हो पाएगा
भाई, समझो।

राहुल :- तुम सब मोदी के गुलाम हो, अंधभक्त हो… मोदी मेरा तेल रोक रहा है, मोदी ने मना किया होगा तुम्हें टैंक फुल करने को, मोदी हाय हाय।

पेट्रोलपंप वाला :- अबे चूजिये, भाग यहां से। अगली बार इलेक्ट्रिक स्कूटर में पैट्रोल डलवाने आया तो पटक के मरूँगा ।

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

Good thing Mamata Banerjee is not in power right now, otherwise Arun Puri and the entire Aaj Tak team would probably have been rotting in a Kolkata jail after this video 🤣🤣

Peak comedy content 😹

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

Ha.. Ha… Ha… Look at that tone ‘Narendra’
Abhi Aagaya 4 May… now what..?

Me DerekNoBrainMP, that was too much of arrogance… now what are you going to do

Are you going to resign…?
@derekobrienmp https://t.co/aeNVPJuwFU

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Arre😂 zabardast @MayurMogre2!🔥

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

@Iyervval Sir…
You missed Mr. DerekNoBrainMP… @derekobrienmp

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

The ONLY interview I’m interested in right now is the Rt Hon’ble Mahua Moitra ji. Followed by the Rt Hon’ble Pagalika Behosh ji.

[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

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[Guruprasad 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 @mysoreguru]

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