Josh Stewart

If you don't have a life just film other people's and sell it back to them.

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I only fuel up with the best.
Hollywood is crazy guys
#blackisthenewblack @ Maps The The Skaters Homes http://t.co/y2HOZES5Uj

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The only good thing about Go Skateboarding Day that has ever occurred is that I just got to see Robbie Gamgemi push past me on the street.

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I'd probably rather get a flaming sword stuck in my head than the song "Soul Man" by Sam and Dave.

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So is St Patrick the patron saint of white trash?

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Saw 2 coon-skin caps on NY hipsters today. Ozark mountain hillbillies eat your hearts out. Or a possums heart at least. Probably more likely

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There's a fine line between cute and creepy and you, baby corn, have crossed it.

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Please don't FaceTime me.....ever.

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Web videos are like the old magazines sitting on the back of your toilet. You always feel a little dirty for touching em & they always stink

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Trying to dispose of an old couch is about as close as a non-murderer can come to the experience of trying to get rid of a dead body

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Polar Skateboards just rained all over my headpiece. Get ready for a Swedish takeover

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New Palace/Magenta/Polar/Theories lines are en route to our NY office. ETA is 1 week for Polar/Magenta. 2 weeks for Palace. Stay tuned.

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@Grantyansura you'll never be able to wash away all of YOUR dirty laundry. That's a whole different story

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Get inspired by the #hoppsskateboards guys and Jahmal Williams @ New York fuckin city http://t.co/sJjZSgFP

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Polar boards finally available on Theories: Check em out homeboyzzz http://t.co/9yXlgFeh

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Curbside come-up @ Greenpoint, Brooklyn http://t.co/znodaYWz

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Zered Bassett and Kevin Tierney hooked me up: http://t.co/qQ9ysOhv

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Boston may have lost to Miami last night, but the two cities make sweet skateboard love in this new TOA piece:
http://t.co/gO97L6vX

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Never forget: http://t.co/UQM2YMSD

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At what point does skate footage officially become too old to use in a video?

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Who is the clerk at the bodega talking to on the phone all day/night? Seriously,