mysticcol

An avid hockey player and keen horseman 🦆General sports fanatic

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@BetfredSport Fred getting the two Mullins hotpots in the satchel nice and early. Have a great week Mark!

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@BetfredSport evening Mark, is there a preview show with boosts in store tonight or was that it at lunchtime?

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The Mrs is GETTING IT tonight 👍🏼

[Preston North End FC @pnefc]

WHAT A NIGHT AT DEEPDALE. 🤩

#pnefc

[Preston North End FC @pnefc]

WHAT A NIGHT AT DEEPDALE. 🤩

#pnefc

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@MillwallFC Anyone got a profile I can borrow? Wouldn’t mind a WANK

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Only three lads here that you didn’t sign. Can’t pick and choose. Make your mind up, they’re good enough or you signed shit. #cufc

[BBC Sport Cumbria @bbccumbriasport]

"I hope they are not all here" 💬 Carlisle United manager Paul Simpson is 'hoping' not all of the 18 contracted players in his squad will still be at the club by the start of next season. Click video for the full interview👇

#bbcfootball #carlisleunited #cumbrians

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#fucklukethenuke

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@buzzisbackCUFC @officialcufc Yeah to be fair if I was Simmo and seen the pair in training each day I’d pick the lesser to play each week. Reflect on that you daft cunt 👍

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@BenHCUFC @officialcufc Congratulations on being the biggest spaz known to man

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Anyone ever been caught danger wanking ?

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@BBCLancashire get this messer off the football radio, she hasn’t got a scooby what’s she’s talking about

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@warnockofficial Is that your cum face, Neil?

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@connorb96_ Shut it coppertop

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@officialcufc @MarkClemmit Has @MarkClemmit ever spit roasted a bird with Simmo?

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@tnbfanzine @CasualsNorthern See thee Bombay

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@Andreww01326914 @grogan6 Make the grass long, no heating/hot water in away dressing rooms, remove the roof from the away end. That’s the way to make Deepdale a fortress once again.

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@NoContextBrits @jarmer18

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@KatiePrice Best 7 and a half quid I’ve ever spent 🍆 💦

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@Newcs21 Happy birthday Chris you sexy fuck

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@NeilMellor33 Supposedly Peter is currently balls deep in a bird from Barrow