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what up i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

[thotbot @mystupiddolface]

every morning just tell yourself "today is a good day" ❤🌞🌻

[billiam @BillRatchet]

finally got my first juul

[jess @perfectlyjess_]

Have another drink & drive yourself home i hope there’s ice on all the roads and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt & again when your head goes through the windshield.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Hey women: retweet if you've ever been shown a penis you did not want or expect to see.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

mf's high on coke gotta be the most annoying humans ever they be talkin about absolutely nothing at lightning speed lookin all crusty

[diplo @diplo]

One of My chickens died today 😢 rip chicken I think a rat or raccoon killed it I'm out for blood

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i forgot y'all were back in school keep them grades up or ima give u a whoopin

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

New Rick and Morty tonight! One of my favorites this season!!

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

WELL AFTER HE MADE $4,000,000 iN 2015 HE BOUGHT 3 HOUSES AND 2 HUSKiES ... THEN HE KiNDA GOT BORED OF LiFE AND JUST TURNED iNTO AN ALCOHOLiC https://t.co/RBlzDlE8Cl

[thotbot @mystupiddolface]

i was able to see the full totality of the eclipse in clayton, georgia and it was so amazing, I am so lucky