river nymph

i speak like an animal crossing villager and i will not be shamed for that. came in first place at weird al trivia night. she/her/queer/25

[river nymph @mystynymph]

I'll have it stuck in my head bc I like the idea but can't enjoy actually listening to the recording despite trying over and over

[river nymph @mystynymph]

absolutely painful when you love the concept of a song but really dislike the way it was recorded

[river nymph @mystynymph]

@burbingg you are a very competent and capable person but also I love you so much and love supporting you ❤️❤️❤️

[river nymph @mystynymph]

but you know what? all queens so it's fine

[river nymph @mystynymph]

wanna be blonde in a debbie harry stevie nicks kinda way but sometimes it gets misinterpreted as a regina george heather chandler kinda way

[river nymph @mystynymph]

if you think your life is over at 30 you are sentencing yourself to like 50-60 years of misery for no reason. there is no point in doing that

[river nymph @mystynymph]

too much time asking "tap or insert" and not enough time being tapped and inserted

[river nymph @mystynymph]

twitter is stupid

[river nymph @mystynymph]

I am on this app way less often and it has genuinely improved my critical thinking skills

[river nymph @mystynymph]

@rose_jlab So sad I missed it!! I love talking to beautiful women

[river nymph @mystynymph]

@burningssbm @cozysprite @dun_meshi_en UNTRUE I do want to watch more!!! fake news!!!!!

[river nymph @mystynymph]

@burbingg love you and proud of you ❤️❤️❤️

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“Why don’t autistic people just make socializing their special interest??”

So funny story about most Level 1 autistic women,

[river nymph @mystynymph]

lord I see what you have done for others

[bev @beverlypuff]

i went in for a bra fitting today and the associate greeted me and immediately bare fisted my boobs under my shirt for the longest 3 seconds of my life. she then promptly told me my size and picked out the best fitting bra i've worn in my entire lifetime

[Burning Amber Burbing @burningssbm]

you can't say gay marriage without saying gamer

[CAMI 03 @cami0three]

dudes will b like “i could never be a wageslave bro im going into the arts” ohhhhh my sweet summer child im so sorry you havent realized yet

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

[river nymph @mystynymph]

@burbingg ❤️❤️❤️

[river nymph @mystynymph]

my gf is showering while blasting "farewell to nova scotia" should I check in on her

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

you don't owe anybody anything! Anyway completely unrelated to that does anyone know why my life feels meaningless and unfulfilling