Jen Wallheimer

I am a flawed SAHM to my sweet circus of 3. I love Jesus, and the Grace He gives. I sometimes get time to myself, and then I usually miss my chaos at home.

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The dream that you don't fight for can haunt you for the rest of your life.
#disneymagic

What's your dream?

[Jen Wallheimer @mysweetcircus]

Ran out of body wash. Had to use Aveeno Baby. Now my kids and where they came out of smell alike. 😳😬 #realhonesty

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If you don't invest in my kids knowing their importance to me, don't expect a return.

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There are most definitely two kinds of baths.

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Nothing more panic-inducing than changing a poopy diaper and watching their twin crawl towards it excitedly like it's something shiny.

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I just had THREE people watch me poop. #motherhood #wifehood 🙄

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Dressed, hair done, make up on! #success Stopped at Walmart on my way to girls night. Greeter said "Oh you look tired!" #thisisjustmyfacenow

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I never knew how long I could hold my breath until I had kids who are sleeping quietly and then make a noise. 🙊

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The days are long, but the [sleep] is short.

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My 3yr oldson just told his daddy he was a "good killer" watching him play video games. 😬

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If I could feel this loved all the time, I would buy my 3 year old a new train every day.

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Currently going through "Grandparent Detox" after my 3 children spent the weekend with their grandparents. Send wine.

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Everyone is posting their family vacation photos, and I'm all like #cantaffordthebills. 😬😂

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When the babies start crawling, being swift with the diaper tossing becomes paramount.

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If you can do everything with one had because you have a baby on your hip, why didn't God give twin moms three hands? #pout

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Never get a receipt for your bad choices. #donutsandcokeforbreakfast #diabeeetus

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Nothing like forgetting Show and Tell Day to prove you are the world's shittiest parent. #sorry #heretakethecontentsofmypurse #oooshinykeys

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It's a wine-with-lunch kind of day.

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First day of school: Moms everywhere get up at the crack of dawn and still don't get the time to shower.

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I broke a cardinal rule. I repeatedly preach to my impressionable child and here I am picking out the marshmallows in our Lucky Charms.