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I’m on the run from the Albanian mafia

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@JerrySeinfeld about to drop a bomb

#POPENHEIMER

Unfrosted | Official Trailer | Netflix https://t.co/gmcOvmsL7E via @YouTube

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Should have copped the steel toe model. These little piggies going to the ER

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I love opening a new log of mozzarella much love to my Italian people

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I love large birds

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I’ve never been impressed by a dog wearing a jacket

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A happenstance to see the columns crumbling whilst I stand beneath

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They didn’t believe me when I said the Durmax got 1400 horsepower

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I yearn for the sea

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@Pia_Marchetti I’m cultivating a vibe. Your input is important to me

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Mfs want to act all urban cowboy till you pull this out

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My hero

[Alex @midsmoker34]

every tiktok should be like this

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@united is fucking up let my gf come home

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Drink an Arizona ice t with my shirt off like I’m down by the river

[The Associated Press @AP]

A driver, who was pulled over for speeding, tried to switch places with his dog to avoid arrest, police in Colorado said. https://t.co/lAVDa3mwgy

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Once again, I fear I have said too much

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I can’t wait to go to my high school reunion and get wasted

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I workout better after a tall boy of modelo