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[ً @mythfucks]

1/2 OF THE MYTHBUSTERS, JAMIE HYNEMAN.

[ً @mythfucks]

@busterlusts what i really love is get to kiss those silicone lips as i fill your cunt with my seed. don’t matter the face you wear, as long as you hide your hideous one.

[𝐒AVAGE. @busterlusts]

you*, @mythfucks!

[𝐒AVAGE. @busterlusts]

› @mythfucks. 👅

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT you are what makes my night perfect.

[ً @mythfucks]

@busterlusts.

[Sarah @Sarah_tales30]

Peeing on him to mark my territory

[ً @mythfucks]

the billionaire loves to play mysterious and rough but his little act comes to an end when they are the only two left in the conference room. his hole better be ready to store a good amount of cum.

[BRUCE THOMAS WAYNE. @batsdilfs]

definitely not a bottom, but he would let @mythfucks fill him all up with his cum.

[𝐒AVAGE. @busterlusts]

daddy loves to fill up my tighty cunt when i have the mask that mirrors his own face on.

[ً @mythfucks]

professional engineer, ready to sniff some cunt.

[ً @mythfucks]

@prsidencyplaps madam president?

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT see you later, mary jane. anything comes up with the psychos, holler me.

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT eight is perfect. any preference for the menu? they say my homemade lasagna with grilled mushrooms is to die for.

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT it’s my pleasure, really. and gwen’s gonna be all sunshine and rainbows. that’s what a father wants, to see their children all happy.

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT tell you what. i’m sure gwen would love to have you over. so, you’ll dinner with us tonight and then i’ll take you home. we’re going on foot, all casual. see if the guy shows up. if he does, i’ll present him to my cuffs.

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT i’ve got a couple of trustworthy cops under my wing that i could dispatch whenever you’re in town. [ lips pursue. ] are they calling you anonymously? or do you have numbers to share?

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT oh, yeah. gwen called me like twenty minutes ago. she was on her way here from band practice. [ an eyebrow raised at the mention of security. ] odd calls? from whom? stalkers?

[ً @mythfucks]

@MJJACKPOTT a good trade indeed, mary jane. [ hands run down into his pockets. ] so, what brings you to the station? somethin' happened?