Christopher Carver

This is my third attempt at Twitter.
I'm a southern storyteller with a DSLR and a can-do attitude.
Hendrix College '18 | CalArts '21

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@ctmilllls “Alright one small latte, total comes out to one Alejandro and two Teeth”

“I’m afraid I’m out..could I pay with songs from PRISM-“

“Get out.”

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This summer, I’ve been dieting through Lean Cuisine. I would go down to Wal-Mart and buy meals in bulk and eat them throughout the week. Today, before I got my normal bulk, I remembered that I was leaving Blytheville Sunday evening.. time is like a slowly-pulled rubber band..

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Every Friday night my senior year at Hendrix...

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Blytheville, Arkansas 😍 I love my hometown!🌆

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Internet: The director of “Call Me By Your Name” will release a remake of “Suspira”

Me: Awesome!

Internet: ..with Tilda Swinton

Me: AWESOME!

Internet: ...and Dakota Johnson

Me: neat.

#justkidding #loveyoudakota

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Me: Ugh, I can't believe there making a Mama Mia sequel! It's going to be terrible!
* @cher appears on screen *
Me: Then again..

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Dad: The food served there is somewhat a delicatessen.

Me: The food is a deli...?

Dad: No it means a fancy food.

Me: That’s a delicacy you uncultured swine.

Dad: Oh you suck!

#fathersonrelationshipgoals 👨‍👦

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College goodbyes.
(Stills from Y Tu Mamá También)

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“The cathedral bells— they’re the only clean thing in [Conway.]”

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Beginning of freshmen year vs end of senior year.

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When you accept that you won’t find love during your undergrad years.

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Red Brick film idea: Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! remake using the Hendrix cat colony.

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Just watched The Shape of Water, and I’m impressed at Guillermo Del Toro’s ability to put hard-hitting social commentary into a human-fish love story.

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@chelscarver A movie that’s coming out tomorrow.

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Me: Spotify please... I’m not 14 anymore..

Spotify: “Katie don’t cry–“

Me (pausing music): I SAID I’M AN ADULT!

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I’ve been listening to “Scarborough Fair” a lot today. #ValentinesDay

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Glow up or throw up?

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After approx. 15 years, I finally learned how to put a hat on a chao. #SonicAdventure2Battle #WheresMyGameCube

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I just bit my inner cheek and I can already tell it’s going to ruin my day tomorrow.

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My self-esteem is at the same percentage now.