Nicolas

this account is a time capsule

[laeh @vclil999]

I rlly fell in love w a hoe wtf

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

We need to have a serious conversation about overweight people flying on commercial airlines.

I’m flying on @AmericanAir and after paying extra money to upgrade my seat, I got stuck next to a man who is 300+ pounds and stripped mid flight.

None of the flight attendants wanted to confront him.

He smells like 💩 and weed.

He’s literally sitting in my seat and keeps touching me.

For context, he’s literally 300+ pounds and I’m 120.

Why does American Airlines think it’s acceptable to treat people this way?!

I tried reaching out discreetly during the flight, but they have no avenues to do that.

[Nicolas @mythoughts12__]

@J_Labz77 Actually hell on earth just gets to a point where you have to cut them out of your life no matter what

[Nicolas @mythoughts12__]

@WarDamnFlock Sounds like an all-timer of a night right there man

[Kane “Bag Guy” Wommack @Wommacksburner]

@WarDamnFlock What a banger of a night #thatsbaseball

[Seasam @HomeAlone97]

@ohremzel I know this shit is fake, but the audacity that this guy is even getting replies.. if you’re in a relationship you block people who are making advances on you.

[𝑫𝒖𝑲𝒆! @whotfisDuke]

Dating a woman who is easily accessible to other men is so embarrassing

[Xammy💫 @samstev444]

@whotfisDuke Seriously man no good in it at all

[Nicolas @mythoughts12__]

The worst part about sticking by a girl so clearly beneath you, hoping she’ll change, is you already know it’s bitchmade, then you start doubting yourself and forgetting your own sauce.

[Brandon The Truth 💯 @BCTheTruthl]

Had her kids names tatted and tried to marry her in 9 months. Tf you on gang lol

[Nicolas @mythoughts12__]

@kylekuzma LeBron literally does ads with Draft Kings you fucking retard. Also prediction markets are not like the stock market. The regulations are night and day. Ur a bird brain buddy.

[Nicolas @mythoughts12__]

@brunettemocha YES UNEQUIVOCALLY YES THEY ARE GROSS, SCUMBAG, TWISTED, LOW-LIFES…. Stop trying to make this some massive gender war and make assumptions about general male opinions to fit a narrative

[Su’a Kristopher Cravens @SuaKCravens]

Klay - “Hey if you wanna be my wife you gotta stop rappin about smashin 1000 ninjas and shaking ass”

Meg - “I have anxiety! Ahhhhh 💅”

😵‍💫😭😂

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

In my opinion, anybody who willingly partakes in gangbangs/orgies/trains etc. is sub-human.

[Jared Weiss @JaredWeissNBA]

Victor Wembanyama was asked if he would ever sign a deal with a sports betting company: “Absolutely not. Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it.”

[greg @greg16676935420]

“Super Intelligence”

[Anakin Skywalker, CPA @Askywalkcpa69]

TikTok and the brainrot it’s caused has played such a huge role in the downfall of society even in just the past 7 years

[Caroline Downey @carolinedowney_]

I think we can agree that the fruits of so-called sexual liberation— porn, only fans, hookup culture on college campuses and hedonism in general—have been a disaster for society.