ayo🎲

igi owo, i just never germinate!

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

always express your discomfort to people you do not want to resent

[kakuzu @kakuzus6thheart]

My dick so beautiful bro, shoutout to the nurse who cut my shi

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

i don’t play with niggas that help me during my darkest times. top guys.

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[inåns @inans7gl]

another day to figure out how to survive

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

“me I don’t like cooking oo, let’s order food”

[𝟎𝟒. @niellxx0]

how it feels to be self aware and still repeat self destructive patterns

[bread @pizzapurist]

ghosting comeback hall of fame

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

first time i ate pussy i knew it was for me 😂

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

My relationships fail because women want me to be stupid but I just can't do it

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[Tyrell 🦈 @Williamsjack22]

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

[Musk Jnr. 🀄🇺🇸Gadgets 🔌 @_FarouqOlami]

your igbo girlfriend when you show her more love less ego

[OFL @ohikhaime]

life is way too short to pretend you're not into some freaky stuff

[yo 𓃠𓂀 @kafkaseyes]

getting accused of something so out of character will really have you lying in bed for three hours questioning how people actually perceive you

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[anthony🇻🇦 @stANTH0NY]

access bank minus 1k from my account say na service fee. 😭😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Man to man: If the deal is illegal, never tell a woman.

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

Can I call you to vent? No. When you dey your ovulation period, did you call me?