Still Not Born

just because I can't talk doesn't mean I don't have shit to say...

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

These diapers are not gonna shit themselves

[Josh NOLA @JoshAtts]

Into great live music? @ChiMusicCX is your source for music in the CHI!

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

I'm up in that vagina.

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A wet t shirt contest is a tease except all the girls involved are whores. So maybe not?

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

Just found a new follow: @mostlypregnant you should follow too.

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

I wouldn't mind seeing the inside of the T-Mobile girls vagina...

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

I could murder for a whopper right now @BurgerKing

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some racist shit.

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I'm not sure I want to be born into a world where LMFAO makes a living for creating that garbage...

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

my first order of business is going to piss on my Dad for repeatedly calling me "Justin the Biebers."

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

Thanks for the awesome video to my parents from @rickythefourth & @tyrsa I'll post later...

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

I wondered what that third leg was...?

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Picture day.

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Yeah no shit, my parents are DOUCHEBAGS! http://t.co/QWIT2Uqx

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

Does it make me an asshole if I don't remember 9/11?

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

My parents are already annoying the fuck out of me and I've havn't even been born yet.

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

Funny it's seems mom is always bellied up to the bar. #classy

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

My dad smells like where I used to live.

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

If my mom happens to be @Sn00ki I'm gonna need a zipper to get outta that orange leather vagina. #DoesntEvenMakeSenseButAtTheSameTimeItDoes

[Still Not Born @myunbornkid]

Sorry I've been quiet for a few days, I've been working on my genitalia. Like father like...?