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oahu based

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details

[parks @parkersity_9]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

[taoki @justalexoki]

international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny

[ຸ @swagboygen]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Micki way @mickitiki]

A gay flag should never be flown on a government building, schools or any other public place.
I said what I said.

[Kevin Kinkead @Kevin_Kinkead]

it's pathetic how warm 32 degrees feels after a full week of like 4 degrees

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion but school reunion is a scam...nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

We had 24 hour Walmarts, $5 foot longs, $20 full tanks, $1 McChickens, 99 cents stores...
What happened?

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Ok Ngl that’s enough winter for me let’s wrap this up

[gag the live. @viafication]

I’m sorry if you were born after 2003 I don’t really understand what 2016 nostalgia you had 😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Quickest 6 years of my life i swear.

[kache @yacineMTB]

Why does Netflix feel the need to constantly remind you that gay people exist?

[: @_dxllz7]

Every chance I get

[David Leatherwood 🇺🇸 @brokebackUSA]

America has had it with the gay shit

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

My unpopular opinion / Hot Take : I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“you got snap?” i have an address where you can send me roses and love letters mf act grown

[solé @layxsnv]

How do i get my glasses prescription placed in my windshield