myra🦑

pickle enthusiast

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"You let your cat in your bed" I'd let my cat borrow my car

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

"I'll be productive today after work"
Me after work:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

how it feels to go to work

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch

[The pets only 🐾 @Thepetsonly]

Everyday 🙀

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[myra🦑 @myyrarr]

@siantinkerbell Are you mentally incapacitated? Not a single thing has come out about her beliefs or ethnicity officially so why are you gagging to make it out as if she’s a Muslim child - when she literally isn’t? 🤣🤣

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Not to be dramatic, but having to work 5 days a week is ruining my life.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me heading to work, late, sleepy, no lunch & in a bad mood

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life