The Chi

Ars longa, vita brevis. Programmer by day, sleeper by night. Christian 🧱

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

The safest place to be is in Jesus

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Twitter has become utterly unusable because everyone now wants to make a quick buck. You’ll see captions that are blatant lies for engagement and ignoramuses in the comments showing their asses. Just pathetic

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

it’s how going to the gym has become a personality trait. you people should please.

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Healthy living is not easy at all. You’ll see a snack you really like but you’ll have to remove your eyes because it’s not veggies/proteins. I’m suffering pls

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

I’m now an advocate for Gemini. I’ve switched my sub from chatgpt to gemini. I find the answers a lot more precise and the context awareness is top-notch. Plus you get other valuable benefits.

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

I’d really love it if WhatsApp could allow me schedule messages like gmail, slack etc. I can send messages when it comes to mind and not forget. It’ll help a lot

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Feminism and Social Justice https://t.co/aHejqGfNHD

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Doris no leave him neck

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Mistakes have been made in the past, I apologise to Doris Ogala and I’m kneeling down infront of everyone and the church”

- Pastor Chris Okafor Goes on his Knees as he Finally Apologises to Doris Ogala🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[Big Nenz ✨ @AdoraNwodo]

My 2025 wrapped 💕✨
- Led cross initiatives at work that gave me executive visibility and expanded my role @StackOverflow
- Led an SRE & Observability training for @BankOfAmerica
- Released my 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th book with top publichers @OReillyMedia & @WileyGlobal
- Wrote my 8th book. It’s my first collaboration (may get released in 2026 or 2027)
- Fell in love with a tall, bearded, handsome Anambra man
- Got into one of the best MBA schools in the USA (@UMich @MichiganRoss)
- Moved to Houston
- Designed my apartment and made it my most beautiful home
- Wrote a research paper on AI Agents & LLMs with my @GeorgiaTech professor (I now have 3 papers)
- Bought a 2026 Mercedes Benz GLC (paid in full)
- Served as an executive in residence for @mivauniversity
- Made really good money through consulting and passive income
- Travelled (Egypt, Rwanda, San Diego, New Orleans, New York, Michigan, Arizona)
- Made new friends
- Did more public speaking and received awards
- Launched courses on @LinkedIn Learning & @OReillyMedia
- Partnered with @MiroHQ as a creator
- Mentored Computer Science students at the University of Bristol, UK (@BristolUni)
- Flew business class to Lagos as a panelist for a @ZenithBank event
- Had straight EX's & A's in all my courses (MBA + MS) this year while juggling work and life (EX - exceptional grades in Ross because they don't do the letter grades system).
- Built consistency and systems that let me do hard things without burning out

There are a few more things that happened, but I’d probably share them in the new year and at the right time. Super excited for 2026 ✨🥹

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

I was woken up at 4am because our service was failing with 500s. Why? Our PG database had an integer overflow problem (integer out of range). We are blown! Big man problems 😂😂
Solution was to migrate to BIGINT.

What a way to start Christmas Day 😂

Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

[Local Man 🎯 @KiddBubu]

https://t.co/6ZXiH6taUp

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

People are funny o. You tweet say you don taya to dey overlooked and you dey search staff+ roles. I DM you with some nice gig but crickets. Lol goodluck, na so people dey miss out

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Every sane young person in Nigeria should see this:

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

TIL about npm ci. It’s similar to npm install but it’s meant to be used in automated environments like test platforms, CI/CD etc where you want to make sure you are doing a clean install.

ci here means clean install.

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Omo, everywhere just blur

[wani-sama @TheUwaniAliyu]

The pursuit of public validation is a self made prison

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

There’s nothing outside, stay close to Jesus.

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Haven’t called in almost a year and this tweet made me call. Na to appreciate am abeg. He too try for me in this matter

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Omo, I have to thank my father o because I never went through this even though I was the only girl. I go call am this evening.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

E no easy for daughter of the house 😭

[The Chi @Mz_Chi]

Wow 🤩

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Meet our new browser—ChatGPT Atlas.

Available today on macOS: https://t.co/UFKSQXvwHT