Inside danfo this morning, the bus fare was 800 Naira. The woman beside me stretched 700 Naira to the conductor who rejected it immediately with “e gba owo yin pada jare. 800 ni moto”.
The woman replied “na 700 I get my brother, no vex, my uncle”
He didn’t let her land as he had already shifted attention to other passengers. He still replied “mama, mio gbo pa. E fun mi ni 800 mi. Eyin le nra epo si moto fun mi ni?”
The woman kept begging, he also insisted on his full 800 naira while insulting her. The insults were getting to me and since I already gave him 1k and my 200 Naira change was with him, I said “condor, remove her remaining 100 Naira from my change, give me 100”.
The woman looked at me with bad left eye reading “talo ran werey eleyi nise”. She didn’t even let me read meaning to her eyes finish before she shouted “uncle, don’t pay for me. I didn’t ask for your money. Because of 100 Naira, he has insulted me enough and you still want to pay him. Didn’t you hear all the insults? Lai lai. If he can’t accept abeg, he should getaway”.
I looked at the condor, “alaye, 200 naira mi da?” He gave me my money and requested that 700 naira from her. She said “never. Upon all the insults wey you give me? If I pay you 700 after those insults, make I die”.
The conductor started shouting and ready to drag her down at the next bus stop but he no fit. She said that the insults have reduced the money to 500 Naira and she stretched the 500 to him. I was just laughing. I have never seen monetized insults before.
Another passenger now added that what if the conductor start praying for her, will he get his money back? She said “Yes, he should work for his balance”.
I swear, this guy prayed for her from Anthony to Onipanu to collect his 200 Naira.
Of all the Zenith bank Tiktoker brouhaha, what deeply offended me was people parroting "They should have leveraged her content and moved her to Marketing/Brand comms department"
Wtf do y'all think goes on in Brand & Marketing?
The bank preserved her dignity and reputation and asked her to resign quietly as opposed to outright dismissal which would have ruined her chances in the finance sector and maybe any other sector at all.
She is telling the whole world that she was not only dismissed, but she’s faced disciplinary problems more than once. An information we’d not have had privilege to.
May the urge to turn everything to content not put us in trouble.
She’d probably be an asset to an advertising agency.
Standard Chartered Bank😪
I interviewed with standard chartered bank for 3 hours
I gave my best, did everything possible, they could have just told me why it wasn’t me. I was hurt.
But rejection taught me that it is also part of the process to greater things but I don’t think I have still forgiven them😭😹
And if I do get married, I hope I marry into a family that treats me like they’d treat a last born they weren’t expecting but are thrilled to have.
It is my wish to be spoiled and pampered by my in laws 🥺🥺
I don’t want any gidigbo settings. God please.