Keyser Söze

Joined twitter 10+ years ago. Still don't know what to do next

[Keyser Söze @mzeeantoh]

@shobanes That's why I carry my wife to do my negotiations. Nimewai ambiwa price in 2500 akasema ako na 300 nikajifanya siko na yeye.

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@RealNate08 It prevents your hand from flying off during masturbation

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@abuyamasta Waited One year to hit back. Revenge is a dish best served cold Indeed

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I agree. Also people who do not have planes shouldn't be pilots

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@Matt_Pinner Scream in deep bass

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@mzelendo @Elvis_Localman 5-7k labda Third party

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@Kays_Dash @AyoolaMatthee @crazyclips_ She's just short tempered

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@InternetH0F She's talking about the poor generation

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@MrRightke Not watching cartoons bcoz you're now a "grown up" is the peer pressure.

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@C_NyaKundiH This guy isn't even the owner. Just some horny client

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@gabrieloguda Nyeri imewekwa filter kama movie za mehico

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@Goddie_Ke Kwa kitanda wanatoshana

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@Itsprootich They are very sensitive kinda like a cats whiskers. They detect the kind of surface the car is on and signals the car to change its torque saving you fuel

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@SlickThePimpx In the history of relaxing, has a woman ever relaxed after being told to relax/calm down?

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@omwambaKE Chini ya bridge

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@s1ah_wanja Are people seriously asking for a video of a kid being molested? Sick low life bastards

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@Lil_Aziiz Isn't it I wanna "Kula Mtu Sasa"

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@rickkyallo_ Man who sleeps with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers
-- Mahatma Gandhi

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@brianmutinda_ Kumbe dubia huwa tamu hivi

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@omwambaKE Mr beast started his career by counting to 100k