karanuvuggu

'Satire'

[Jessicunt @jessicnnt]

not to seem pro masochism or anything but until you can destroy your obsession with instant gratification and general aversion to [hard] work, you likely wont acquire much in this life

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon named Jimothy that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome

[‏ً @oluwatxsinn]

“fumbling a girl” scarcity mindset

[iQwatson @iQwatson]

All these backflips about Kairo is just BLACK PEOPLE feeling a sense of ownership in DESTRUCTION because nothing bothers BLACK PEOPLE more than seeing someone build something they can’t destroy.
So when the opportunity to attach themselves to the destruction- which is symbolized by the auctioning- NIGGAS are happier than a tornado in a trailer park

[Olúwágbémiga @OlaAgunbiade]

When you overthink creativity, you'll end up creating nothing.

[karanuvuggu @mzeevuggu]

This is crazy! Looks easy but it is not🔥

[Kisuche @pie__alpha]

That one @Matataofficial1 song!!
#matatu

[Kisuche @pie__alpha]

That one @Matataofficial1 song!!
#matatu

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

How does a photon know it’s being observed?

[Agent Izu 👑 @D_WarEagle]

"They’re celebrating as if they’ve won the Champions League."

How did Arsenal fans celebrate the equaliser to make it 2-2?

[Ðosh @_ItsKev]

Ukianza kufanya projects zako, ndio utaelewa kwanini za serikali hazikamiliki

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Pattern recognition is and always will be the strongest human skill. Don’t forget.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Charles Ndung'u, a 23 year old from Kiambu was reported missing on 2nd September. It is said Charles a bodaboda operator was arrested by police and taken in to custody after he had an argument with a police officer who hit him in the head with a gun. His last communication is reported to be a call he placed to his sister telling her he had been arrested. He was later found dead at Mama Lucy Hospital morgue. Njiru Police Commander, John Owuoth however claims that Charles was a victim of mob justice by wananchi after he tried stealing a motorbike within Saika.
The witnesses who were present on that night in the area refused to comment on the matter. Yeah, this sounds a lot like a police cover up.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

You must have some sort of utiaji fulani to survive corporate world something I already accepted long time I don’t have it in me. Heri nipigane na wakora Naivasha road usiku kuliko kukua mtiaji 15th floor Westland Monday 8am. I love them streets more than the offices.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Tour operators about to see dust. Uber safari about to cut rates vibaya saidi meaning izo rates za 25 sausand zinakunywa maji.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Boxing instructor shares why he’s a boxing instructor

[PakaMeow🐈 @pakameoww]

Freestyle niggas be like "okay skiza "
Skiza nini , do your thing mf

[CK @stateoffooty]

Quickest I’ve ever turned on a manager but he has to go I’m sorry

[Arslan @0xarslan]

@jatonnnnn Avoidants reading the post:

[Ajay @AnimeAjay]

one day people will stop thinking about animators like graphics cards