Markus Zehr

Born and bred Texan. Spent five years in Salt Lake graduating from “The Real U”. Back in the metro plex. Go Utes. Go Cowboys. Go Rangers .

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@JClarksonstats @OchoZaco @UtahBrad His significant other has mental problems, and they spend their time swinging with other couples. His wife’s probably got STDs from having another man’s dick in her mouth. This is the last guy on this planet we should ever listen about any kind of religious discourse.

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@ByuSome Almost as close as you being able to ride big kid rides at Lagoon 🤏

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@MamaSissieSays You have pronouns in your username so maybe you should shut the fuck up nobody cares or gives a shit what you say

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@foxonabox_ Getting aroused ?

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all ⛽️ no brakes

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88 days 'til kickoff 🏈

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@BYUGuy87 You know Puka won’t have a 175M per YEAR contract right? That’s this years earnings that graph shows. I thought up were a “finance guy”?? Quit DMing minors you pervert.

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@feraljokes What do you think it means you stupid fuck.

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@UTEISH @NormieUtah Damn!!! Get wrekt Normie. Mic drop

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@CodyC64 Bull shit fuck you. Its called a sequence you bitch

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@GordonMonson Shut the fuck up Monson. You gays hijacked an entire month with your sexual perversions and shoving your sexual deviancies down our throats. We’re taking it back Gordy.

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@collinsworth55 Your hobby of being a condescending prick on Twitter

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@jonfavs I could kick a FG through your teeth

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@Spencer_Linton @Otto342 “Rules be Damned”. Perfect BYU fan response. I expect nothing more out of a fan base full of hypocrites.

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@RobClark10 @UtahMBB If the last 20 years hasn’t been a self inflicted disaster we’d be high teens. At the rate we’re going we’ll be out of that list soon

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@jaylassoku Maybe because you’re a giant vagina and all you do is run your fucking mouth ?

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@TrueHalfCrack @3YearLetterman @Average_Homeboy This is just as legit as your title. In fact what Utah accomplished in 2008 is far superior to what BYU did in 1984.

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@alexinsix Big guy standing for his personal beliefs and not your perverted butt sex symbols

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@Billgetzfroggy Who is that transgendered grossout in the top right?

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@Metaleka_ 20 years as a head coach and ZERO QBs drafted. None. Didn’t even luck into one. Kyle does a lot of good things… but QB play ain’t one of them. He’s destroyed lots of highly rated QBs. Just prepare yourself.