El Capitan

Emma•34•Mother•Tattooed•Cats

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

Apparently rock bottom has a basement

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

https://t.co/aDOBKnzaIP

Round 2 - Do with it what you will 😉

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

Ghhh

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

@kmportal #s at

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

@itsisabellaring Dads your best friend.
I love you
You’re 12, you don’t need a career.
You have a life, it’s all under this roof.
❤️❤️❤️

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

Same.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

Bruh.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

@ThizzWalifa what the fuck are you even doing with yourself, bro?

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

I get married in 43 days and I just feel like I need motivation to even start preparing myself for it.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

Hell ain't hot enough 💯

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

Your girl might take 3 hours to get ready, but if your shoes aren't on when she's ready to go, you're the problem.

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

Girls will wanna stab you in the neck, then wanna cuddle with you 10 minutes later. Never a dull moment, cuz women are psychopaths.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

Something about that song is so calming.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

If I ever commit a murder or some serious crime I'm going to be listening to The House of The Rising Sun while I do it.

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

Girls will lurk for 3 minutes & find the other chick you been talking to & the girl you haven't even started taking to yet.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

If your either one of my kids dads, i feel bad for you today.

[El Capitan @mzemmag]

What is done in the dark always comes to light.

[pumpkin hairline. 🎃 @allohhhh]

Some of y'all dudes like playing games a little to much for your age. Playing games period is already stupid.