Matthew Z. Kirkpatrick

Prosecutor - #criminal #lawyers - Proud Ulster Scot Heritage

[Matthew Z. Kirkpatrick @mzkirkpatrick]

“Providing legal defense for indigents is not the responsibility of lawyers alone, just like providing healthcare for indigents is not the responsibility of physicians alone.”

[Vick @WaqarVick]

Being a public defender is hearing about what other attorneys ask their paralegals to do and being like “damn…i file that filing with the court on my own”

[Martha MacCallum @marthamaccallum]

When I was 11 this was my goal in life! Hope it makes a comeback if ⁦@RobertKennedyJr⁩ is confirmed, since his Uncle started the nationwide grade school fitness award. How many of you remember this?

[Matthew Z. Kirkpatrick @mzkirkpatrick]

Another day. Another 2 am wake up call by the body. Proving there is something worse than my body waking me up at 2:30. … well, obviously not waking up at all is the worst.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Me - No worries.

Narrator - He was in fact worried. He is a human being and an attorney. He stays worried.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯

[Paul Lambert @MeatSauce1]

Louie is putting in the same effort the Twins front office is this offseason

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Toucan play this game.

[Paul Charchian @PaulCharchian]

Woke up to find out the Wolves no longer have the worst trade of the year.

[RNLA ⚖️ @TheRepLawyer]

🚨Big news in the world of law and free speech: Congratulations to RNLA Chair Lee Goodman on his move to @dhillonlaw. As Dhillon Law founder @pnjaban gets set to join DOJ, the firm gains another free speech champion in Lee!
https://t.co/6oT1nP0Cci

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: The Army Corps of Engineers have confirmed they were given approval to begin removing debris from waterways in Western North Carolina.

They are using a cutting-edge, Ponzi machine, which is custom-engineered to access waterways under extreme conditions.

LET'S GO!!!

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

My two cents for the future lawyers: get a litigation job.

When times are good, people fight. When times are bad, people fight harder.

[Rachel Campos-Duffy @RCamposDuffy]

Valentina in Oval Office visiting most pro-life President in US history. 90% of children diagnosed w/ #DownSyndrome are aborted. Than U ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ 4 being so warm & loving w/ little Valentina & protecting all the baby humans.
(Her little fingers on Resolute Desk 🤭)

[Matthew Z. Kirkpatrick @mzkirkpatrick]

@RileeDHarrison The dream I felt on Sunday as a paralegal for 7 years is nothing compared to the dread I feel now as a lawyer.

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

Lawyers on Sundays thinking about their upcoming work week

[Rachel Campos-Duffy @RCamposDuffy]

She grew up on a ranch. It’s not a costume for ⁦@SecNoem⁩.
As for the make up & beautiful hair, good for her! She leads in a party that celebrates beauty & femininity as a strength. Totally on brand. I’m detecting some peanut butter & jealous here. https://t.co/BB9Wwl3f9R

[Matthew Z. Kirkpatrick @mzkirkpatrick]

@RetroMoviesDB When she was cast as Penny Benjamin in Top Gun Maverick … instantly started crushing on her all over again.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Diane Merz and her husband have received power to their home for the FIRST TIME since Hurricane Helene in Yancey County.

She was told it could be a YEAR before her lights came back on.

But then on Sunday, Merz said, "The Cavalry showed up."

THE LIGHTS ARE ON!!!!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Legendary NC Tar Heels basketball coach Roy Williams and @Verizon just ERASED $10 MILLION in debt for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina this morning!

6,500 #WNC families received a phone call saying their debt was erased ENTIRELY.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

[Chuck Roulet @ChuckRoulet]

Did you know today is "Appreciate Your Social Security Check Day"? 💰🎉

While that check helps, it won’t fund a dream retirement! 🌴

Plan ahead with an elder law attorney to protect your assets & future. 😉📲

#RetirementPlanning #ElderLaw

[Matthew Z. Kirkpatrick @mzkirkpatrick]

The etymology of “yeet” is hilarious. I’m placing a boomer placard around my neck.