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you came here for the pug pics, let’s be real. he/him will just write it all out here. good LUCK !

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Calling @TTCnotices offence officers “fare cops” to their faces is an act of Pride. They reeeeeally hate that ☺️💕🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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@trixiemattel Lady like 😌

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Do people in Toronto even really know how to be in a city? No respect for pedestrians/streetcar stops. Pushing onto a train before people leave the train.

Where is the kindness? Community?

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@benyahr Happy Passover!

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@battyrad Happy Holy Week 😌

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I spoke too soon. They took off their boots 🌝 (probably a he/him)

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Hoping Kim Petras will help neutralize the smell of Axe body spray on this flight 🥹

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@sedderaside

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Being a Karen to corporations is actually ok 🌝

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Hey @VisaCA, please figure out your business ☺️ as a small business, if I ran mine the same way, I’d have no customers.

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lindsey lohans tree backflip is definitely one of them https://t.co/RJZRvyNXvi

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eating an open face sandwich, listening to slut pop by kim petras. life is goooood.

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Hear me out: @Costco downtown.

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@Zazamyodor You don’t know my business 🥹

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@WydRaya If I see anyone say “I like old lady Gaga” on this thread 🫠

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$500 for 300 obstructed view in Toronto for MAYHEM. While a man outside is singing a song about a hat, and it’s 17 degrees Celsius after a snow/rainstorm yesterday.

Toronto, you have me effed up 🌝

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“You’re already that bitch.” A gen z exclaims to their friend at Sonder on Dundas West at 1:53pm, on a beautiful day. I couldn’t help but wonder: if they could make proclamations mid afternoon, why couldn’t I?

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@julian5742 @TTCnotices Btw this is what it said, but no streetcar came within 20 mins, so I had to jump on a Carlton car :)

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@julian5742 @TTCnotices Not for 20 mins at Sterling and Dundas west when I was there. Literally siding with a corporation. Come on now.

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@TTCnotices Would be great to know about Dundas West, eastbound.