Mzwandile

Young, gifted and black, Proudly South African *ZA*

[Mzwandile @mzwa_]

Ikhona yini inkinga uma ingane uyiphathisa inon Alcoholic Savanna eskoleni? Khona 6 pack eyasala ngo December lana inkinga ayikho imali ye juice kubi

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Cela ningiboleka izinkomishi eziwu4 ze rice phone yami ingene emanzin

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at Durban Station https://t.co/wfzvBuG4yc

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in Pietermaritzburg https://t.co/fBuy2DUZH5

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in Bloemfontein https://t.co/q7jFbBOvvO

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in Colesberg https://t.co/4Io5otLWMM

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in Beaufort West https://t.co/RN2OnsIiBF

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Back to kwelika Banana — at Intercape Bus Terminal CBD Cape Town!! https://t.co/ntgnYemby7

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🥵 — in Cape Town CBD, Western Cape https://t.co/yxfzjBKyWR

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at Cape Town International Airport https://t.co/r4tFXeI1nu

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travelling to Winnie Madikizela Mandela International Airport from King Shaka International Airport https://t.co/4M2uPJB1ET

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If you want your man to last longer in bed, whisper in his ear "I need to ask you something when we done and please be honest"

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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😰☀️ — in Pietermaritzburg https://t.co/TrwsIgKoYG

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Tlof tlof is so powerful bafethu, my friend got a text from his girl saying "Please come over tonight". He wrote his message saying "Ok I'll come" just as he was about to send, a thief took his phone and ran. My friend was only shouting "Pressa send mfethu, pressa send!!!

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No matter how important you think you are as a woman, at some point your parents are going to exchange you for cows!

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Umuntu athi "Yeka utshwala" ekubeni umuthanda mawuphuzile kuphela

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Don’t let loneliness kill you.

I do part time dating till you find your soulmate. Weddings, braais, parties etc. Inbox me for pricing

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"Yoghurt uzoyithola mawuqeda leyo pizza, okokuqala nayizolo uhlulwe ama ribs" Eiy umuntu ukhule kanzima

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