Swaleh Shaan

Your walking google maps 😉.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

I’ll stop opening this app in the morning because it just ends up ruining the rest of my day.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

''Canteen za shule zifungwe kwa sababu ndizo zinauza viberiti za kuchoma shule''-President Ruto's aide, Farouk Kibet, proposes a solution to the recent wave of school fires.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@Fernanchh Ever had bamia that has been properly stir-fried, together with naan?😅.
Excellent delicacy,

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@laikipiaduchess Heri wewe mimi nimeamka ata sijijui💀

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Sasa hizi licence zetu zinakuwa obsolete ama ni nini sielewi?😂

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

High Court suspends NTSA smart driving licence and automated traffic fine system

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@sumeiya_omar But immediately after the rain, fish is found in plenty.
For some reason,

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Kenyans we forget so fast and it’s so sad.
If y’all forget yourselves coz of a stadium under the scorching sun and tusmall achievements that some never even get actualised, and you vote in this dude come 2027, then we should nlt blame anyone for whatever that’ll follow:

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Now I’ll conclude with this. I’m not as nice as Shakira and the other women you like trampling on this app. Two good years there’s nothing you haven’t said or done to me and I’m still here, tall as ever, ears fixed and doing well alhamdulillah. I’m not angry because I don’t expect misogynistic incels to have moral ground and direction. I wear the term activist and feminist like a badge of honor. If we’re fighting Ruto and his government for the same issues we’re addressing now, covering it up will lead us into this same rabbit hole we’re in and it starts with “Yeye sio mbaya watu wanamsurround ndio wabaya” you can make up all the lies and stories that you want but it’s already out here and facts can’t be changed so you’ll never cover it up . It’s best the good former CJ comes out to address this. Na Kama kawaida, mjidishi mahn

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@Fernanchh 😆😆😆😆

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@safa_updy

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@KymDooh @Dreymwangi They actually are in some sense

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Naisha sana nguvu nikiskia mtu akipayuka ‘tutam’.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

President Ruto: I allowed the US to set up the Ebola quarantine centre in Nanyuki; we have 23 other facilities across Kenya.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Sisi ilikuwa box yako ata ikipatikana hallway inabebwa inapelekwa workshop ukaifate huko, in fear of obstruction in case of an emergency.
So yeah tunashangaa kuona beds kwa hallway.

[Newest Aunt in Town 🥹🌸✨ @Waaanjiku]

I'm now learning that men actually had an entirely different experience in schools from ladies.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Bruh I hate islamophobes?

You just don’t know wallah

[Nyambura @Nyambuscov_]

Mna expect a Muslim woman to understand why the CCTVs are a necessity while society yao they marry off kids? Huyo ana project traumas za uko kwao

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

@carltonkitheka1 Siezi sahau😹😹😹😹

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

I am happy and support every inch of development in Northern Kenya
Lakini Kenyans forget too fasta and Im afraid in the next few, a huge people is gonna start chanting Tutam, na ivo ndo mmetupika mpaka 2032.
Woiii Kenyans we never learn😮‍💨.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

😹😹😹,

I miss when people would tweet on this platform and the tweets would be remembered by chaps, coz of going viral.

Literally ‘unakumbuka hii banger’?😹😹, good times.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

@itsnjerimwangi Yes, hopefully

Can I suck your titties tho, I'm kinda sad 😔

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Haha, smh

Nothing to discuss these are just spoilt brats tbh,
Not even spoilt brats?, wicked creatures.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Blaming kids for burning down a school reminds me of my own childhood.Many times I would deliberately get into trouble, not because I was “bad,” but because it was the only language I had for pain I didn’t understand. It was a cry for help that nobody around me could read. Only much later, after speaking to a therapist, did I realise I had been struggling with mental health issues.

So before we rush to label children as evil or irredeemable, we should ask deeper questions. What pain are they carrying? What pressures are they living under? Too many young people today are battling depression, trauma, anxiety, neglect, and emotional isolation in silence. Sometimes destructive behaviour is less about criminal intent and more like a flare shot into the night sky by a child who feels unseen.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

Only befitting punishment to these cunts is public execution IMO

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

This is shocking CCTV footage captured live of a student

Setting fire to their dormitory at Utumishi Girls Academy.

They intentionally lit the exit on fire to make it impossible

For the innocent students to escape, leaving them to be consumed by the flames.

[Swaleh Shaan @mzytoe]

😹😹😹😹

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

Sups tano kwani nilijibu kimoyomoyo