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hey hi hello im mike

[mikey @n00dle28]

Imagine Ashton Kutcher pops out and says "ahhhhhhhhhh America you just got punk'd"
#ElectionDay2016

[mikey @n00dle28]

Everyone wants to move out of American *rolls eyes* but y'all asking for 5 dollars for gas #electionday

[mikey @n00dle28]

Chapman lookin like me when I thought my side girl was knocked up #CubsvsIndians #WorldSeries

[mikey @n00dle28]

I thought I was watching the presidential debate for 5 mins now turns out I've just been watching QVC TV and now I'm stuck with this jacket

[mikey @n00dle28]

@Juniorinthemix thanks but still waiting on that drake tho 6👏🏾

[mikey @n00dle28]

@juniorinthemix play some drake/future or hood ? #summer16 #iwannaseewhatdatasscando

[mikey @n00dle28]

#Pokemon gets a first person view of your surrounding

I see what you did there #government #infowars #ConspiracyTheory

[mikey @n00dle28]

#Facebook get all your personal information

[mikey @n00dle28]

#Instagram gets the people you associate yourself with and your location

[mikey @n00dle28]

#Snapchat recognizes your facial features and gets a real time update of who you're with, and where you are

[mikey @n00dle28]

You might be a 10 on the gram but all the filters in the world make you a 10 in real life #MikeAndDaveNeedWeddingDates

[mikey @n00dle28]

Came to eat #wings and got on tinder and the girl sitting next to me told me to swipe left not sure if she's hitting on me or on creep mode

[mikey @n00dle28]

#PulseShooting #OrlandoShooting #LOVEisLOVE

[mikey @n00dle28]

@seanmaday @AskTSA judging by your profile pic I'm sure you wouldn't starve #ihateyourweight

[mikey @n00dle28]

I just wanna tell her how I feel that when I'm with her nothin else matters, but then I realize she's just a slice of 🍕 #InteractiveMedia ❤️

[mikey @n00dle28]

@G_Eazy i'll show you and overachieving agent when I take you private screening when you come to elp buddy

[mikey @n00dle28]

I just wanna cuddle up with someone else gf and eat pancakes in bed all day #breakfree #springcleaning #SpringBreak

[mikey @n00dle28]

Spoiler alert !!! Ashton kutcher is behind all these Trump rally's #punk'd #mtv #cnn #NATLPancakeDay #ChooseYourStory

[mikey @n00dle28]

In my bed listenin to @Drake thinking about the girl at mcds 2day, that bitch ordered 30 mcnuggets and ate them all, I should have got her #

[mikey @n00dle28]

@bbg_jasmine yea I have then I start eating my favorite cereal and realize how delicious it is with out having to share it with them