Mike Myers

Everybodys hype man. Former mech engineer, current sales bro

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I had a sale cancel today because the couple was getting divorced. My boss asked me to save it. I can happily report that they are now back together. ABC baby

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@yoursnandieni That plan is flawless 10/10

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@Leonajardinho I got a 5.49% today

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@AutismCapital I always thought it was a disappointed parent looking over the shoulder of their underperforming child

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@LibertyCappy Hunt the homeless, to extinction

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@TurnitupBop @Paul_Wischmeyer No children were molested in the making of this joke

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@svpercat @Paul_Wischmeyer

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@svpercat @Paul_Wischmeyer PSA: it’s a joke about Bonnie blue, not children

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@SinaiLawFirm It worked in better call Saul 🤷‍♂️

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@CanellaTony @NFL_DovKleiman It’s me! I did that

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@MoMohler Sir, this was a Wendy’s

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@TheFFBallers Itchy ball syndrome

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@NickHarrisFWST I’m surprised Atlanta didn’t pick him up and started Tua

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@SirajAHashmi Lindsey’s mistake was trying to fly

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@IfindRetards @yourfriendSOMMI lol should call it crackcoin

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@greg16676935420 Crackcoin to the moon!

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@ReaperCapital Did the AI trap you. Blink twice if you need to be (non-bar) rescued

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@TheOnlyDSC She asked to wear their faces to the funeral

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Particular = White

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@alphafox which one is the daughter?