Noelle

I hope you understand that I really understand that, they don’t understand

[Noelle @n0ally]

My new least favorite genre of people is the ones who drive teslas and make their license plates “nofumes” or “nogas4me” for no reason except they’re annoying

[Noelle @n0ally]

@NoContextBrits Feel like I have to be British for this to be a hard decision

[Noelle @n0ally]

@LucianoDiMillo Thought so

[Noelle @n0ally]

Where did disc golf and mens obsession with it come from? Were they just bad at regular golf

[Noelle @n0ally]

This kind of massage? @kambomodern

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Went to get a massage and got a sad ending (they made me shit my pants 😟)

[Noelle @n0ally]

Today is

Cantankerous: bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative.

[Noelle @n0ally]

My adhd makes me randomly think of words almost daily… that I kinda know the meaning of but not really so here’s todays word:

gumption: shrewd or spirited initiative and resourcefulness

[Noelle @n0ally]

Yesterday was

Farce:
1a comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations.

Also, an absurd event.

[Noelle @n0ally]

@PAVGOD @kambomodern

[Noelle @n0ally]

@common_bones This is good.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I knew I’d seen that face before

[Noelle @n0ally]

@AlexCaruso Barkley has been a first-second round draft pic since year 1… this one take is not news

[Noelle @n0ally]

This is almost as bad as the time I spent 20 mins on a which ‘Hogwarts house are you’ quiz and got “wow you are equally every house, you choose!”

[Noelle @n0ally]

@kambomodern @thepuppiesclub I knew it

[Noelle @n0ally]

The reality is…these people expect everyone else to tip toe around them and understand their history and their trauma but have absolutely no space for anyone else to have a single fault. Perfect people don’t exist, and you my friend, are the negativity you claim everyone else is

[Noelle @n0ally]

I am so obsessed with the narrative that actual toxic people have created where everyone else is toxic and narcissistic and a bully so they can feel better about themselves being toxic narcissistic bullies!! Their posts always make me giggle

[Noelle @n0ally]

…. Just noticed you can PERSONALIZE your crocticles… what does one think this entails?

[Noelle @n0ally]

Yes I was searching for a Lisa Frank adult sized backpack but that’s not what I want to focus on here….