If there’s one thing about me it’s that I LOVE when a bitch in front of me has size XL text on their phone.. I WILL be reading every single word you type
Just gave 2 thumbs up to the bouncer instead of getting ID’d at the door and now my Invisalign is glowing under the black light……. Quarter life crisis incoming ✈️
At Wegmans at 11am on a Bills Sunday.. Where else would you rather be (literally anywhere else in the world) than RIGHT HERE, (please god save me) RIGHT NOW?!? (i’m serious)
I will repeat it until I'm blue in the face... I made $12.50 an hour working 70+ hours a week on Black Panther Wakanda Forever... went up to $14 on Blade v1.0...