Cryptid on your youtube homepage: a recommended video about the oceangate sub. It's always there, always a different video, always posted in the last week. No matter how much time passes it will always be there
wtf… I got kicked out of a Pilates class all bc I’m a cigar smoker (?) still not sure why.
I was at the height of my workout and I thought, hey, let’s enhance this. So I took out my humidor, and lit one up.
It was like a light switch went off—let’s hate the beautiful girl 😢
My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism & confidence in you & your future. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.
Irony - as in incorporating things you think are actually shit into your own high art or life with a knowing wink (and even if, when called out, you say “no I actually think that is brilliant, the height of expression” etc.), is a cancerous, dangerous, boring and useless trait.