very stable genius (parody)

Bring me an axe and bring me a spade, bring me a winding sheet for my grave

[very stable genius (parody) @n0mza_]

Guys. I did it.

[Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR]

Hell Yeah RT @n0mza_: Sydney, Australia salutes the great @steveaustinBSR

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@ToddScoullar She’s used to losing to Australians in Australia :)

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@josemorgado Her behaviour here makes it only more obvious that she has been bullying Swiatek

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@T_G_C_35 @josemorgado Serena would’ve handled it with class

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People acting like Danielle Collins turned heel tonight like she hasn’t always been a Doink-level jobber 🤡

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IS IT JUST ME OR DID @9Now JUST GO TO A FUCKING AD ON MATCH POINT FOR SHNAIDER???? #AusOpen

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Cursing @bobbyfinger for making me obsessed with Romy Mars 😡

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Full disclosure - my parents almost named me Jessica.

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Jessica Chastain proving the theory right that the millennial name for a “Karen” will be a “Jessica”.

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Curious whether @SandraBernhard intends to apologise for her awful comments about the Menendez brothers and “not buying” the horrific sexual assault we KNOW they endured??!!

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@caroleescarmelo And OPRAH!

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I miss Robbo already #AFL360 @GerardWhateley @Robbo_heraldsun

[Hawthorn FC @HawthornFC]

THIS IS HOKBALL

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@purplepingers It’s not defamation if it’s true

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@EstherTunrola He ghosted her after the wedding

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@ameidotowery @bryaniJ He ghosted her after the wedding and admitted he was there for self-promo — it was all a lie on his side.

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@jasontconnor @BastienFachan

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@KYevgeni Wow what

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@a_failed_comic @TheCinesthetic Actually yes, this had me spitting

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@ApocalypseJow @TheCinesthetic The only correct response

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@EdDesignerSRH @Brocklesnitch Ahhhh this is so good