jackson pollocks drinkin bud

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away

[Malika 🧬 @malikules]

back when pharma knew how to advertise things well

[Kash Patel @Kash_Patel]

From Russia, with Love…

[Alerta Mundial @AlertaMundoNews]

🇲🇽 Un columpio en pleno centro comercial en México golpea brutalmente a una joven que caminaba distraída, haciéndola caer violentamente al suelo.

[Josh Berman @NextNetworkJosh]

@Yuri_Ravens inspired me to do a deep dive 😂😂

[SleeperWizards @SleeperWizards]

A Wizards fan just stole the show here in the final hour of the team party 😂🕺

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

😂 CLASSIC! Laura Loomer interrupts a House hearing, and Congressman Billy Long responds with FAKE AUCTION CALLS to drown her out. ABSOLUTE GOLD. 🤣🤣

[Bask @baskgod]

Nothing fires white women up like rallying about fucking nothing

[Astro #Arch2026 @FloKnows__]

Bro that nigga said “OH SHIT” 🤣😭😭😭😭

[Traeyz ♠️ @TraeyzX]

RJ Mitte says he hates money and people having price tags, watching individuals sacrifice who they are for the right number.

​“I hate money. Money is a tool.”

​“It’s sadly a necessity in life. We need money to survive.”

​“People do have numbers sadly. And what someone is willing to do for the right number never ceases to amaze me.”

​“People will sacrifice who they are for money, for clout, for whatever that is.”

[Buckweet 🦅 @UncleBuckbroken]

How do you even change the mind of someone willing to set their fsce on fire to not admit they are wrong

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

nigerians gon tweet whatever cus that $47 a month really make a difference out there

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

I think living 4.5/10 on the Buddhism scale is probably ideal. Any more you lose the desire to looksmax and get that bag 💸 which are required to live in nyc. So be mindful but still keep that DOG in you

[. @halaldaiz]

walt jr u fucked up the city with this one

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists find psilocybin, the psychedelic compound in magic mushrooms, reduces brain swelling & promotes neural repair following repeated concussions in rats.

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Distracting my girlfriend’s eating disorder mom with a cute relationship story so she doesn’t berate my girlfriend for eating the fries that came with her burger