Bridget

Just a walking, talking enigma.

[Bridget @n0tbridget]

Curb alert! Rarely used. Pick up ASAP! Just need it out of the apartment. Dm for more info

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Michael @yosoymichael]

I think about this tweet every single day.

[luca @jussawhole]

This is how it feels to post on your story

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me on a random day after cutting contact with almost everyone i know

[kat @yslnadi]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

4pm nap with heavy rain outside

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

“Are you free after work?”

Me after work:

[marie @astou_jolie]

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[thomas @wyadesire]

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

[dave @davepeep]

soft launched my hatred of my coworker to another coworker and they reported me

[cesar @trashpopsong]

goodbye seasonal depression, HELLO body dysmorphia season

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

less and less participants each year

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

me to punch the monkey <333

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ 👁️‍🗨️ @Vox_Oculi]

🚨BREAKING: Punch the viral orphaned baby monkey has somehow acquired a pistol and is firing at monkeys who bullied him, two confirmed casualties

[fran @gutsfan4]

“hey do you want to go to the movi-”

literally me: