Men like this amuse me... aside from the misogynistic assumption that this is.
It also sounds like jealousy, and the jealousy is unwarranted because you also have a mouth and a hole, it shouldn't be that hard. 🙂
I want to say this but honestly buying everything makes me happy. Perfumes, clothes, shoes, bags, weaves, jewellery. If I have the money, I would be a shopaholic really 😊