Squidward

Well I wanna be the bigger man for you but I can't take all this truth. Im trying to kick the habit but these track marks are a hundred proof.

[Squidward @n0tjay]

"we're gunna leave these shores and be Everything we never been. But you Have to Swear to me that we'll NEVER Go back again, Never Again!"

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@CollegeGameDay @tedcruz get this fucking bitch off my screen. Fuck Ted Cruz. Ask him about his dogs during a freeze

[Formerly Theory of N @TheoryOfN]

BIG NEWS! (details in the comments)

As of today, I will no longer be using the Theory of N name for my music. Please look forward to new releases under my new name, Kit Vivid! I've got an album in the works so keep an eye on https://t.co/xsNByG3qq7 for more info!

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@XboxSupport I cannot sign in at all. This is an issue on your end. It makes a 500 dollar peace of hardware unplayable. Seriously ridiculous.

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@XboxSupport @SentientBott Mine to, it’s checking in online every 3 mins when I clearly am. Please fix

[Squidward @n0tjay]

Oof, msg received farm sim. Btw this soft locked the game. Haha @GIANTSSoftware

[Squidward @n0tjay]

#RLCS #SSG Let’s Go!

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@Jomboy_ @TalkinJake in a sportsclips in Austin Tx. Fuck the @astros

[Squidward @n0tjay]

https://t.co/9TqUbdIelG

[Squidward @n0tjay]

https://t.co/7emibF1fjL drunk

[Squidward @n0tjay]

The beauty I get to see at work

[Squidward @n0tjay]

Hmmm.. :/

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@touchdmyself i miss you too

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@touchdmyself i am

[Squidward @n0tjay]

The @FOXSports app just took a giant shit. Was watching the prelims.

[Jeremy Fields @EastTNGoose]

@PredsOnFSTN why did your broadcast on Fox Sports Go app decide to stop working right at puck drop. I'm about to die here. Not working on tv or phone!

[Nella @nellaf__]

ups #TomClancysRainbowSixSiege #XboxShare

[Squidward @n0tjay]

@Texas_Tornado Fucking awesome!

[Texas Tornado @Texas_Tornado]

#2012vs2018 because why not

[News From The Pits @NewsFromThePits]

.@ClintBowyer wins the Monster Energy #NASCAR Cup Series #STP500 at @MartinsvilleSwy.

What did you think about today's race? #MENCS